Unicorn Of Depression

About Unicorn Of Depression

I am a carbon-based sentient life-form set in motion via a plethora of chemical and electrical reactions.
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Or am I?
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Yeah, I am.
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Fan of Dad jokes, despite not being a dad. I am, a faux pa.
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My love for dogs is equal to a dog's love for a human.
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Babies and toddlers love me, children listen to me, teenagers respect me, yet adults think I'm immature.
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Creator of many things that I can never prove, like the blender. Did I create the blender, but someone stole my idea? Are you wondering if that's true? It is not. I did not create the blender. But, for a brief second, you might have believed.
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Was there a point for writing all this? Fuck if I know. I hope you have the best day possible!