Centipede

About Centipede

Don't subscribe to me. I only upload once per year because I'm a slack arse.

Here on this channel, you will find only three things: a bad YTP, a failed April Fool's joke and maybe one good YTP.

Preferred pronouns are NII / PENG / NEEWOM / Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. / SNAP / CRACKLE / POP / EKE-EKE-EKE-EKE-KACHUNG-ZOOP-BOING / YARRRGH! / GWAR / LORDI / YABBA DABBA DOO / D'OH

My headmates are an omnicidal computer chip named HK-9000 (although he might actually be a real chip implanted in my head), disgraced former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi (bunga! bunga!), a monk who's taken a vow of silence called Brother Gabriello (he's not very talkative) and a slice of parmesan cheese.

I am an otherkin who identifies as a manure bucket. In other words, I'm full of shit and you shouldn't believe anything I say, except when I'm actually telling the truth.