Ranking All DS3 Bosses On If They Could Win A Hotdog Eating Contest

You're like Picasso and the tier list is your brush

Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy be like: TOGETHAAA, WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY DOGSSS

About the abyss watchers. They were a legion, which means there were several thousand of them at least. And since the final watcher absorbed all of the wolf’s blood from all of the other watchers, that single watcher could theoretically have the capacity to eat thousands of hotdogs.

Can’t cook a glizzy without an age of fire🤷🏻‍♂️

I feel like Gael should lose sportsmanship points when he inevitably dives into the crowd and starts eating everyone's dark souls. He spent years eating people in the ringed city, it would be his first instinct.

One flaw with Pontif's strategy He has no mouth and his mother is a tree

Midir would eat way more than 700 hotdogs, I'm pretty sure you could fit that many hotdogs under his weird lizard tongue, let alone into his gullet

Calling it now, Aldrich gotta be top tier Edit: okay we may have some points docked for sportsmanship

you didnt take into account if Joey Chestnut had previously linked the first flame, if he did then the soul of cinder would be infused with the very soul of the hotdog eating champion moving him immediately to Joey Chestnut tier

Putting Sullyvahn in S tier seems crazy to me. Sure, the man's committed but he also seems to care a lot about his image - he's the invisible influence, the shadow king. Now, if somehow devouring glizzies helped him achieve his goals and he was alone, nobody to witness the act - I can definitely see him frantically gulping them down. If it's a public competition though? Hell no, he has a reputation to preserve, so no greasy fast food can ever grace his lips. Also, I see the Old Demon King as being too, well, old to actually be able to stuff himself full. He'd probably start out relatively alright but would quickly choke up and have to be taken out in an ambulance after his pacemaker shoots up. Placing Aldrich in A tier is criminal as well. Like, c'mon, a frenzied, abyss-corrupted Midir goes in S but the hunry-hungry hippo of the Dark Souls world only manages an A? He was made for this ranking! Justice for Aldrich!

You should do Elden Ring remembrance bosses ranked on how well they’d do in a job interview

Deacons would all bring knives and forks to eat the hot dogs with

a thing to note about plants is if their roots can get to organic material they'll eat it, you can put a rack of ribs under a tree and it'll eat it since in the end it is nutrients, of course that would take a while so 0 dogs for for the great wood is accurate in the allotted time, or hey maybe he can eat a few

For the Deacons of the Deep, I think you’re forgetting how big some of those boys are.

This is the type of souls content we need

No hotdogs were harmed in the making of this video.

This video is for a specific set of people, I've never been more glad to find it

Gale has such determination, being the only man to live to the end of the world, he would eat untill he dies, also he ate a lot of dark souls flavoured pygmy hot dogs so he is deffinitly S tier

5:39 if the abyss watcher detects the abyss in the hotdogs and thinks the only way to destroy it is to eat it, s tier.

FINALLY a good video in my recommendation