New Poppy's Playtime Made Me Pee Myself

Poppy: “Oops! I didn’t mean to scare you” Charlie: 🗿

He literally did the "If I can't see her, she can't see me" like a kid would do and it worked.

Charlie's outright contempt for this game is like he's being forced to play it at gunpoint but refuses to pretend to be scared

I love how this game is all about a fun, colorful factory that made things for kids to enjoy and love, but when you peel back the curtain even just slightly, you see how dingy and disgusting the factory is. Reminds me of the founders of this game.

The true horror started when Charlie said they tried to sell NFTs

the only thing scary about this game is the developers

I can’t imagine how they thought they’d make Betty Spaghetti scary and I was not surprised to see “Mommy” isn’t scary at all. I feel like if they wanted her to be scary, they wouldn’t have had her talk at all. Just have her watch the player like the commercial said. You turn and see her duck behind corners or you see her hands slithering up walls. Hear a distant giggle but can’t find the source. You’d walk into traps she’s set for you which could be the games that are already in the chapter and she’s just silently watching you with a blank stare and eerie smile. As you progress, her features change and sharpen as her eyes turn black and she ends up looking more and more dirty and angry as though she’s been abandoned like she was. It seems like it could’ve been interesting if they’d gone a different path instead of the classic “haha I am bright and happy but really, I’m scary and violent! Ooh!”

21:59 The animation on this is excellent. I was surprised that her head can track the player through the scene. It's a shame the devs are greedy because there is some real talent here.

I love the fact that charlie found a speedrun strat without even noticing it. He does have the blood of a speedrunner flowing through his veins

I love how Charlie allocated all his Heat Resistance points into Horror Resistance. Man can't get scared but can't eat a hot Cheeto.

Charlie's face illuminating whenever there's a flash in the game makes me laugh everytime

19:17 I love how Charlie accidentally skips an entire segment of the game without realizing it

The real scare is the fact that they made the first chapter free, and made the second chapter double the first chapter’s original price. Some real fuckery right there.

The only thing I know about Poppys Playtime is that I see a lot of cart venues in the city selling bootleg plushies of him. They always manage to sell, too.

Another indie horror game that is based around children’s attractions that is designed to do the bare minimum in order to get 14 year old creepy pasta fans to spam about it on social media

Imagine being the 1/365th of people who the "I know when your birthday is" robot is accurate. That would be actually terrifying

What makes me upset is that we are getting a movie out of Poppy Playtime, even though the storyline for this game isn't necessarily complete yet. It feels like they're already setting their expectations high on this horror game. Really shows how greedy Mob Games truly are and hopefully one day, Charlie can cover this on his channel.

This man could watch his whole family suffer, and still be able to crack a joke to lighten the mood.

Giving her a voice was the worst creative decision ever... seriously.. it saps all "terror" out of her.. imagine that scene where we first see her, but, instead of a dumb monologue, she slowly spiders her way down, with those eyes (character design was done quite well) and she just stared at the player, uncomfortably before crawling back up... 100x more impactful. Every time she talks I'm just like..... my god, Fnaf did its thing... do your own... there is no reason the damn animatroclnics need to talk... It is what made huggy soo god damn terrifying, a silent giant that you ALWAYS thought was following you. The first time playing poppys is honestly fantastic, the vent scene is really really good. This however, this seems like a downgrade in some ways when it comes to the "fear factor".

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