First Time Reading MIDNIGHT SUN 🍎

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The irony of Edward shaming every woman and girl for thinking he is hot while Bella does exactly that almost every page in Twilight. Edward really thinks she is special because he can't read her thoughts and he projects a lot on her, but there is not much going on in her mind💀

Daniel: “I addressed this so I won’t keep bringing up the age thing” Also Daniel: “Edward was trying to strike a chord and it’s probably A Minorrr”

the twilight community is one of the best fandoms out there, they roast twilight relentlessly but love it just as passionately lol

I haven't read the book, but I will say at 54, I can't imagine the torture it would be to read the minds of high school kids. I have a hard time tolerating their outside thoughts. LOL

Because you said Ed instead of Edward, I'm now just picturing Ed from Ed, Edd, n Eddy stalking Bella and reading the minds of highschoolers.

"For however many minutes, I'm guessing thirty." Sees it's actually FIFTY: oh my...

"You can kinda understand why this psychopath begins stalking this child" Daniel Greene, 2024

Never knew I needed a 50 minute return to Twilight of all books. Once again the Goblin surprises.

“Revamp the series” I see what you did there

"He does not deserve the panache of Edward. He gets Ed. This is where I begin to have some actual, like, desire to see Edward's character grow in this story." Bro, way to stick to your guns.

No matter what people say, the Twilight series is an incredible unintentional comedy.

Of course Bella can't be turned to a vamp yet. Sex before marriage is a sin! oh. whoops, I meant to write "Turning into a vampire before marriage is a sin!"

Me seeing the title of the video: 👁️👄👁️

On the topic of why they don't just hunt James. Jasper, is trained in killing vampires. Which, is a plot point in Eclipse. they (Cullen's) had everything they needed to take them out here.

Oh f***, I happened to take a large drink just as that sniffing re-enactment started and immediately began choking and coughing up water. I think I almost died

your deeply mixed feelings are so real, like i know on a mental level these books are terrible but for some reason they are so goddamn fascinating to me. like the batshit characterization & slowburn/creepy vibes on top of the very mormon energy is SO GOOD. its fucking crack chicken

The title is definitely a new sentence

The Kendrick line “A minor” fucking sent me into orbit goddamn

I met Stephanie's son a few years back. She's Mormon, so is he, so is most of my extended family (I'm not). He was on his mission, and he settled in my grandparents' church. I was there when he did a visit to my grandparents' house, and that poor guy. My grandma is a PROLIFIC reader, and she had brought up the Twilight books to sit on the coffee table. All anyone would talk about was the Twilight books. Poor guy's mission partner couldn't get a word in edgewise. I was playing piano, as I often do when I visit my grandparents', and Stephanie's son recognized some Zelda songs I was playing, and we got to talking about video games. You could literally see the relief on his face that someone there did not care about the Twilight books HA. If even HE gets that amount of attention from it, I cannot imagine what Stephanie has to go through on a day-to-day.