Nellie the Potato-Faced Humpty B*tch with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

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This week on Little Bald on the Prairie, tune in for a very special episode that the whole family will enjoy. When lying-ass Nellie falls from Laura Ingalls' beloved horse Bunny, that little potato-faced humpty b*tch fakes paralysis rather than simply admit that she's profoundly bad at riding a horse. When Bunny is scheduled to be destroyed at the local glue factory, little Laura Ingalls assumes the hero's mantle and shoves Nellie's wheelchair down a friggin' mountain! In the end, Laura shows the entire world that Nellie sits on a wheelchair constructed entirely of lies. The moral of the story? Prairie b*tches be crazy.

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About the Podcast:
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.

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All Comments (21)
  • @NouNejm-tx9lr
    Katya, you'll get through this because ooh there ain't no other way!
  • @QueenMarceline47
    I wouldn't mind awhile without the pod if it means both Trixie and Katya can rest and heal. Seriously, I need these two to get so fucking old, I need T&K grandma drag. Please take care🩷❤️
  • @CharliePetricor
    If Katya being in treatment means a while without the pod, I’m completely fine with that. Trix also needs a vacation, the woman hasn’t stopped working since 2024 started!
  • @BriaBlack
    Trixie in drag and Katya out of drag means Trixie is abt to be extra nastyyy and katya is abt to be extra giggling. Lets get it.
  • @FlacidMilk
    Katya you’ll get through this. You did this once and you can kick it’s a*s again. Wishing you nothing but the best.
  • @Wuffskers
    The thing I remember about that 2004 tsunami was this British 10 year old girl who had just learned the signs of a tsunami in geology class recently and tried to warn everyone, no one believed her at first but her dad saw how panicked she was and decided to mention it to some security guy who was Japanese and knew a bit about tsunamis and took it more seriously and was able to evacuate the beach and it ended up saving like a couple hundred people. Like kudos to her for saying that, for spilling.
  • @NikkoTanGoogle
    miss katya im not your friend but i care about you as someone who has given me so much joy! take care mommaa
  • Katya is a mindset, a religion, a way of being .... even if you took a 20yr break and came back as an elderly woman, we'd still love you mama. Addiction and mental health are nothing to play around about, so proud of you Katya for seeking treatment and external support, that's never easy especially with addiction! We love you and we're all rooting for you! Sending you so much love
  • @ellellio
    Sending Katya all the love and support ❤️ thinking of her and Trixie! Happy to wait for more episodes in the future if Trixie and Katya are taking a well deserved break. We’ll be here when they’re ready!
  • @adrian_hook
    1:52 Trixie declining Kennedy's call from the set of Mistress Isabelle Brook's YouTube thing
  • @XNinaSophie
    Just know everyone will understand if yall take a nice long break <3 looking at you too trixie!!!
  • Our girls are going through it right now. Health comes first, ladies...so glad you're making it top priority. All the love xoxo
  • @magnumdorkus4222
    At this point, ive normalised trixie's look in my head so much that i didnt even realise that trixie was in drag and katya wasnt lolllllll
  • Sisterrr, kudos for saying that, for podcasting ❤ Sending love to Katya, you (both) deserve some time off (for yourself) and we'll be here when you get back ❤❤❤❤
  • @annacobb1140
    I have started using Trixie deep sigh then "let's take a break" in my everyday life and it's made me look forward to the moments I used to loathe <3
  • @TaraDikhof
    THANK YOU FOR THE SHOUT OUT TARA DIKHOF SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!!
  • @moby1603
    "He was in a cave. There was a big stone. It was pretty fierce."
  • @babyjayneraps
    We love you, Katya. Wishing you a speedy + complete recovery. 🩷