EVE Online: Safety™ Waste Management Bureau
Published 2024-02-01
while you're busy roaming, all wild and free.
In the shadow of deadspace, it hides from our gaze,
you say "Oh I'll just grab it in one or two days."
Your illegal tractors, lost in the fray,
loot-laden and lawless, are vulnerable prey.
you will pay your indulgence, if now not done so will-ing-ly,
I hereby serve you this warrant, by Safety™ decree.
On far off grids, a demise they will face,
their screams go unanswered, in the silence of space.
Calm down miner, "missiles away!",
No MTU permit? A debt you must pay.
All Comments (4)
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Someone has to do it. Thanks for your Service!
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Thanks for being the space janitor. Almost every day my fellow pilots would have crashed into some of these, if you would not remove them from the space! THX! 😉
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These guys are a joke. I've popped too many Safety to count... Nothing to worry about here lol. More like Safety set to SIMP lmaooooo
