How to Pacifist the Dark Brotherhood

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Protected NPCs >Alduin >Son of a Captain. >Some guy who lives in a mill. >Some dude hired by the Emperor

> Punching a kid = 40 gold > Punching a dog = 45 gold Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

From a lore point of view this character is terrifying. Imagine the new Listener of the Dark Brotherood being known for their targets just...dying. Without any witnesses being able to point at them being assassinated, at least specifically by him. Whether they or someone near them succumbed to madness and involved them into a fight to the death, or combust in a mysterious fuel spill, not even the Brotherhood assassins themselves can trace their deaths back to him. Yet the Night Mother keeps rewarding and favoring him, which means he is still in the grace of Sithis. He MUST have killed those people, yet nobody can even guess how he does that. The only thing they know is that a contract made with him is even more of a death sentence than any other Brotherhood work, if such a thing is even possible.

The fact spiders can open doors in Skyrim is a terrifying prospect

Astrid, dying: "You must kill me" Gives Astrid a free necklace Astrid: NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

"I'm a pacifist" Throws explosive spider at people's face "I didn't kill, the fire did

I need a version of Skyrim that has all of Ymfah's characters as NPCs, the archmage of the college of winterhold...which knows no magic, the retired-assassin that has never killed a man before, the warrior who's equipment is strangely weightless, the guildmaster of the Thieves' Guild renowned for breaking the laws of physics before breaking the laws of the state etc.

Astrid: "Jarrin Root, just one taste of it can kill a man." Ymfah: eats it fucking dies

This takes some batman levels of pacifism. “ I didn’t kill them I just smashed there heads into the electrical box. The electricity killed them”

"what kind of cruel person are you?" People Killed: 0 Dogs punched: 1

ive been playing the game for a decade and this is the first time ive ever heard of the mind control spiders. i love skyrim

Fun fact: Grelod is intentionally more fragile than most NPCs, to make the process of killing her go as smoothly as possible, and to prevent a drawn-out fight, which potentially could turn the other orphanage inhabitants hostile. She can be reliably killed with impact damage from telekinesis.

I like how a pacifist run includes more explosions than a destruction magic only run.

My Jarl, there is a naked man running around your city, flying with a bucket and throwing spiders on people

Astrid: “I’m... too weak.” Gives her a cup Astrid: Gets up and starts attacking

Astrid/Emperor: "Please kill me, I won't fight back" Ymfah: (sticks hand in pocket) Astrid/Emperor: "Peace was never an option"

13:19 > Completed: violate the dark mother chamber. > Side quest: conduct an STD test.

Astrid: YOU have to kill someone to leave the shack. ymfah: uno reverse spider

Random elf in his underwear breaks into some kids house “you must be the assassin that I’m trying to hire”