Just the Healing • One Hour Loop // Unintentional ASMR // Saul Shaye + God + Katherine + Satnam

"Saul, it's been 24 hours and i still have cancer." "Sorry to hear that. You clearly weren't allowing yourself to receive the healing."

No matter how many times this video is uploaded, I will always come for the comments about the old lady’s three shades of purple outfit.

Arguably the most relaxing con artist on YouTube. 50% of people notice they fall asleep to this video, but within 24 hours 90% wake up to it still on their screen.

You know you’ve made it when God is working through you.

The Clipboard work is just as relaxing

I personally think it’s crazy that we are all getting vaccinations when we could just be going to this guy

Hello, I need some purple pants for war

Producer - “How much purple will you be wearing maam?” Lady - “Yes”

The extent to which those paper towels get kicked around and dropped. The fact that his patter is identical, regardless of who he’s “treating.” His dead pen. That he's got official paperwork and a clipboard, like he's gonna maintain a file on them, or something. That those back rubs actually look like they’d feel really good, even if they are completely meaningless. That his name is Saul, he’s a scammer, and this was taped in Albuquerque. Her purple old lady outfit, and black clogs. His ill fitting suit and bad haircut. The way his voice cracks when he says “and god’s working THROUGH me.” The fact that he has to swallow his saliva, loudly, every 10-15 seconds. That he very obviously can control the “leg length” measurement because he picks their feet up and holds them however he wants, and that nothing he’s calling ‘treatment’ could conceivably change someone’s leg length. That goofy little stool he keeps moving around. The sweeping hands motion like he’s just completed some hard work. The way he awkwardly assists Satnam off the table even though Satnam is clearly capable of doing it himself. The cheesy public access TV set.

Video should be called “Just the most low-effort back rubs ever”

Best part, when he rubs his hands together after the “healing” like he just did some work. Haha

never thought scamming could sound so beautiful

I love when he’s rubbing there backs he’s explaining the placebo effect. “Allowing to take to the healing” translates to fooling your brain that I’m doing something helpful.

Do you think Dr. Saul does No Touch Martial Arts? Probably a third degree black belt in Bullshido.

I love how he lines up her feet and when he drops them they’re 3” off

His voice and general vibe is pure asmr through and through

The lady’s apparently called Katherine, but her name should be Violet.

Him giving them that mediocre back rub was always my favorite part.

I’d pay for a session with him just for the asmr!

Anyone else notice the paper towel roll follow him to Satnam? Magic.