Hellsing Ultimate In One Minute | Amagi #shorts
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Published 2022-12-28
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Red Coated Dracula goes to a little town named after cheese to kill a vampire. Not only does he kill a vampire, but he also kills an innocent police girl. Best girl. He drinks her blood and turns her into a vampire. She wakes up in an old mansion’s basement and eventually has to sleep in a coffin. A butler who is definitely not a Nazi traitor gives her a bigass gun. They kill the Bonnie and Clyde of satanic rituals and fight against a priest who really hates protestants. Later, they get attacked by the Valentine brothers, the eldest of which is NOT Dio. After pretty much everyone is dead, they go to Rio de Janero where Alucard has one hell of a time fighting the police forces under the command of Tubalcain Alhambra, a secret Nazi. Alucard makes it rain bodies and pikes people just like the old days. Later, when an aircraft carrier is taken over, he flies an SR-71 Blackbird into it and drinks Rip Van Winkle. But uh-oh! This was just a plot by the Nazis to draw him away while they drop a thousand vampires on London and start killing them. Alucard returns and becomes dracula again and uses zombies to kill a lot of bad guys. Police girl also eats her boyfriend to become a real vampire and erases a tattooed lady’s head with the wall. Alucard is drawn into a fight with the angry priest who, after being unable to kill him, takes out a nail and becomes a spaghetti monster which Alucard kills by ripping out it’s meatball. Police Girl fights Nazi Wolfman who is a very good dog and gives her silver to kill him. Evil Nazi Major is killed by Van Helsing and Alucard accidentally eats a catboy and dies for 30 years until he comes back to life as a partial catboy. Meow. Oh yeah, his girlfriend was the queen of england. Can’t forget that.
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All Comments (21)
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"Alucard accidentally eats a cat boy and dies for 30 years" easily the best line with or without context lol
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Hellsing ultimate in 5 words: Dracula goes for a walk.
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You cant forget him shouting, pardon my French, “fuck the police,” then running down a hallway tilting every painting he passed
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You can shorten it to alucard goes on very enthusiastic walks
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"bitches love cannons"
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His Girlfriend was the queen of england....that's pretty Fucking Major.
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Alucard: “I Have Vacation Days?!”
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don't forget he was a Chick in the 1940's
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"CH- CH- CH- CHECK YOUR PRIVILIGE!!!"
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This works for both thr normal and abridged series...damn
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"Accidentally eats a cat boy and dies for 30 years" story of my life
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And then there is the 3rd official Hellsing version. Abridged.
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"Pikes people like the old days" fucking gold
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"Am I a bad person?" -Michael McDoesntExist
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Still find it awesome the abridged version by Team Four Star is the first thing everyone thinks about when it comes to Hellsing
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Alucard didn't die for 30 years he basically lost himself or his mind and then by killing all of other personalities within himself to regain his sanity well as much sanity as he had in the first place but he never dies
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"Oh shit, is that Betty?"
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One flaw, Walter is a Vampire hunter first and a butler second. The only prey he never had a chance at killing was the first vampire, Dracula aka Alucard until well an offer he couldn't refuse was given.
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Also as pointed out in Hellsing abridged is a joke alucard's current form when he dated the current Queen of England. Was a fifteen-year-old Russian girl.
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Walter wasn't a nazi traitor he just teamed up with them to kill Alucard his one goal
