HL2 Beta New Consulcast Leak

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Published 2021-06-24

All Comments (21)
  • @truth__hurts
    marc laidlaw is my uncle and he said this was canon
  • @SuperCityscan
    A true citizen only shakes it twice A true citizen puts the cereal in first A true citizen washes the dishes
  • @Ratman15
    “The true citizen always sprinkles when he tinkles”
  • @Repulse96
    "The true citizen doesn't put semen in his water cooling tubes"
  • Subtitles: [Music] “The true citizen washes behind his testicles” “The true citizen knows to leak his credit card information” “Stops online anime and goes on treadmill once every day”
  • Joking aside, your consul voice does sound interesting. Would you like to record a couple of voicelines for the HL2 Beta movie?
  • Request: Have the Consul announce that he's "strokin' his shit"
  • The true citizen knows to uninstall TikTok off of their phone and become a civil protection officer
  • @JohnYT137
    "The True Citizen should dream about cheese" Edit:HOLY CRAP HOW HOW DID THIS GET 46 LIKES edit 2: 50 something now?