Getting TF2's WORST Achievements...

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Published 2023-05-28
Getting (some) of TF2's Worst Achievements #tf2 #teamfortress2

hi this video i play tf2 get a bunch of achievements in the game that's all some of them are pretty hard or annoying and some aren't idk tf2. i try to get as many of the achievements legit/the intended way but sometimes you can't so i wont argue that i did everything legit. everyone has already done this video before pretend i never made this

content warning: flashing lights and the word "s*x"

special thanks to:
Miika for drawing flight canceled icon in thumbnail:
www.instagram.com/miikahere/
pete carl saltypenguin seth enfield bird david gort jones[bartek] for playin da game wit me and helping me farm stuff you will NOT be paid for your assistance in fact you owe me i send you bill in mail

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personal grievances with this video:
honestly not that proud of this one. i thought it would be kind of cool when i started making it but it's not.
IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY IM SO QUIET IN THE VOICEOVER
i recorded a take to use as a guide and then intended to go back and rerecord it but the one before ended up
flowing (somewhat) better but sounding worse. i couldn't be arsed to go back and rerecord the whole thing for it to sound 5% better.
this video is so bad please for anyone watching this who has never seen my channel before this is not representative of the videos i make
it's partially unfinished but i worked on it for far longer than i should've so i dont care.
lots of you like it and that is COOL!!!!

who cares though subsribe thanks for watching ok

All Comments (21)
  • @Fishtank.
    haha before you comment 8:35 yeah i messed this up i meant to go back and redo this but forgot since so much other stuff to do
  • I got the “flick a cigarette on someone’s corpse” achievement completely randomly simply by emoting in the middle of a fight because I was 12 and couldn’t figure out the controls lol
  • @meep2k
    For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
  • @niksin9941
    That 2fort bridge dilemma was perfect. The engies complaining and mourning in the chat was both the funniest and saddest moment of the video. And also, for me, the big tasty bacon is the best sandwich.
  • @toby_784
    I think the reason why you got the Jarate Chop achievement is because demoman you killed had two heads from the eyelander.
  • @Knav_ish
    Just got flight canceled recently, it only counts headshots from uncharged headshots, and doesn't count with Bazzar because it charges slightly differently. Really wonky. Might jumpcut myself to metal massacre as those 3 MvM achievements are the only ones I have left as well.
  • @nexdemise4182
    The thing about Equalizer achievement was that the achievement was made for the old equalizer, which was basically equalizer+escape plan+it blocked healing. It also dealt more damage to the point that you could one shot a heavy with a crit at low enough health.
  • In case someone is wondering: The Titanoboa is the largest snake ever to exist, with one specimen believed to be 14.3 meters (or 47 feet) in length and weighed over 907 kg (or 2,000 pounds), having lived around 60 million years ago. It's also believed that it primarily ate crocodiles.
  • On one hand, I appreciate that TF2's achievements are.. well, actually achievements. But on the other.. it's literally impossible to get 100% achievement completion in this game through legitimate means.
  • @messatine
    I'm so fascinated by how toy-like this whole scene at 8:39 is. Why do they look like tiny replicas?
  • @Aderallawne
    3:18 we gotta appreciate the fact the guy said a meme from like 2013 "Oh no no no no no Soap you didn't juju on that beat" Tranzit theme starts playing in background
  • For me, the Halloween achievements were the hardest as they're only for a limited time a year.
  • @ikcikor3670
    7:37 Those freezes are actually caused by your game trying to load a new sound from your drive and the drive taking too long to load it, I realized this after checking the console when this happened to me when playing a training map offline. Turns around that FOR SOME REASON IT'S BETTER TO FREEZE USER'S GAME INSTEAD OF NOT PLAYING A RANDOM SOUND OR PLAYING IT PARTIALLY OR TOO LATE THANK YOU VALVE. I moved the game to SSD and it helped a lot, if you can't do that then go into some solo gamemode, killing a bot with a crit will almost always cause that freeze as the game loads the crit sound, then check console and look up what is says online for potential fixes. I've found three commands personally: Two that had something with force preload in them, one apparently got removed, the other one does nothing. Then there is one that goes along the lines of async_mode or similar and it caused my game to stutter while loading pretty much every sound when enabled so that was also a nope, then there was something like snd_restart or similar basically apparently it restarts sound in some way and allegedly it helps if you run in at the start of every round (binding it is recommended) but for me it also doesn't do anything
  • @EternalCosmiX
    14:50 pyro was so glad you got bomb squaddie that he ran into battle and died hitting a flip 🔥
  • @DaRockeet
    I just grinded out Prime Cuts the other day and I gotta say I'm super impressed that it only took you an hour; I spent THREE AND A HALF trying to get it because I was convinced my first scout kill didn't gib, and then I of course couldn't find any scouts for a good hour and a half, aside from the rare sighting that always caught me off guard and left me dead. Anyways just a word of advice to anyone going for it: write down whenever you gib a class because sometimes you'll just convince yourself you already got a pyro when you never did (also autobalancing doesn't undo your progress!) 🙂