Every CRAZY Pokedex Entry in Pokemon Sword & Shield

Shield Pokedex: "Golurk may contain a perpetual motion device." Chairman Rose: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

I personally like Roserade's Shield entry: "The poison in its right hand is quick acting. The poison in its left hand is slow acting. Both are life threatening."

I’m shocked that you didn’t mention Hatterene’s Shield dex entry. It says “If you’re too loud around it, you risk being torn apart by the claws on its tentacle. This Pokémon is known as the Forest Witch.” That means that if you accidentally yell or scream around this Pokémon then you can literally be killed violently by being gruesomely torn to pieces. Seems fitting for an E rated video game.

Blipbug: the pokédex is unnecessarily mocking my strength. Magikarp: first time?

I feel like Drapion's entry about being afraid of Hippowdon makes even more sense when you consider that, as a Poison/Dark type, it's only weak to Ground.

Child: exists Litwick: Finally, some good freaking food.

Mikey: "You can't cut liquid" Sawk: "Ok then, PokeMoses. Split the sea apart like I heard you do in the stories."

That Weezing entry is even more interesting as it implies that in some way Pokemon morph or change in order to try and restore the natural order of things if humans somehow change that. It's actually something that seems to be consistent across all regional variants

Here's one: Cofagrigus's Sword dex entry says: " It's body is made out of pure gold. People say it no longer remembers that it one was human " This connects really well to all of Yamask's entries, because they mention that it literally carries it's human face (the mask they carry is said to once be the face, so they technically carry their face) around, so imagine when they evolve and look at the mask, they'll be like: "I've never met this man in my life" Furthermore, Yamask's dex entry in White says that "each of them retains memories of it's former life." So this basically tells me that it is definitely possible to see a Yamask at a funeral of someone it once knew when it was alive, and suddenly evolve and be like, "Who is this? What am I doing here? Why do I care?"

Researchers:"Give us the Truth!" Bronzor:"You can't handle the truth!"

Nobody: The dreepy: we crave violence mother

Corvisquire’s dex entry about the tools is a reference to the intelligence of real crows! Also Snover’s berries were seen in an episode of the Sinnoh anime!

Michael: accidently goes next to a musharna with dark mist a minute later Michael: running away from thousands of miltanks

I thought Togekiss' Sword entry was interesting. "These Pokemon are never seen anywhere near conflict or turmoil. In recent times they've hardly been seen at all." Like is that a reference to the conflict of the game or just the general state of the world.

Fun fact: In Toxapex's pokedex entry, it talks about how Galar has very cold water. Galar also seems to be a cold region in general, most trainers that are mostly found outside wear clothing better fitted for warm weather (other than the swimmers, but those people are just mentally insane). Galar, in general, is a cold region, thus how so many Ice Types can be found, also explains why there is multiple snowy routes. It could also be a reason for the unpredictable weather in the Wild Area. It can also explain how Darumaka, a pokemon whose feces was literally used as a portable heat source, became an ice type in Galar, due to the intense lack of hot weather (Other than Route 6 and, I assume, the first half of Route 8). Edit: Also, I just noticed something. So you know how depending on the story of events, you get Zacian/Zamazenta, and Hop, your main rival and best friend, gets the other one. Zacian and Zamazenta being sisters- You and Hop has a sibling like friendship, shown how they just enter your house at any time, your mother being perfectly okay with it Zacian and Zamazenta being rivals - You and Hop are considered great rivals. Hop even calls himself your greatest rival. Your even considered his "first rival". Almost the whole journey, or wasnt about becoming to champion, it was about participating in the gym challenge together, constantly testing each other's strength after making progress, assisting each other when facing trouble. Zacian and Zamzenta represent you, the player, and Hop!

Trainer: stubs toe and starts cussing out everything around them Hattrem:*punches trainer with full force*

Alolan Ninetales : I'm not the Messiah Galarian people: He's the messiah

My theory: The sword which makes up Aegislash’s body was once the king’s sword. The king killed an enemy in cold blood, maybe that enemy was the previous ruler. Then the enemy’s soul united with the sword, to kill the traitor...

Dusknoir : sees an enemy Sobble. Also Dusknoir : eats the sobble and spits it’s dead body out.

My guess to the farfected is because the leek is tied to its fighting spirit. It probably takes a bite after battle/training and the leek grows back due to its energy. When it’s fighting spirit has wilted after a lifetime of battle, the blade will have also wilted. Thus bitting it won’t let grow back but I doubt it would eat a dying/dead leek. Like a rusty sword, it probably lays it to rest, with the sword going back into the earth. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust…