so you want to build a nuke
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Published 2021-06-28
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Plutonium is obviously a massive part of the story too, but it just didn’t lend itself to jokes. Sorry about that.
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Why are you looking this far down in the description? Really I'm not sure why I am either. But since we're both here, how about this wonderful Turkish song I listened to on repeat for about a week while editing this video: • Gaye Su Akyol - İstikrarlı Hayal Haki...
All Comments (21)
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“Hey Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today” 😏
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we are all on a list now
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Probably on the no-fly list now, thanks.
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“So you want to build a nuke.” “Why yes, yes I do.”
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“And making people immediately stop fucking existing” got me dying
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Me: looking around on youtube Exurb1a: “so you want to build a nuke” Me: Not really but now that you mention it …
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nukes will make sure that I don't have bones any more
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"We thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world... I believe we did"
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Bro made Oppenheimer before Oppenheimer
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"i'm bullied at school" Google: Tell your teachers and your parents Bing:
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I searched for stress relief things to do in bing.
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This man just casually dropped a bomb of existential crisis and refused to elaborate further
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"Everyone unanimously agreed, that this will never happen again" Cold war: grabs comically large amount of nukes
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I’m disappointed that you didn’t say: “Curing cancer, generating power, and causing cancer”
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Patrick: This nuke is so good it only takes 4 ingredients, it’s so easy you can literally do it in New Mexico
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Cancer can't hurt anyone if there is no-one left to hurt
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“And everyone unanimously agreed this would never happen again” - until it almost did. Repeatedly.
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"besides, Uranium sounds cooler than Plutonium anyway" probably puts water on his cereal as well
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Shout out to Oppenheimer
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“I’m being bullied” Mom: tell the teacher Grandma: