Steven Seagal's Flight Of Fury Is So Bad It Killed Santa - Worst Movie Ever

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This movie is so bad that my father who abandoned me at 7 years old came back home to smash the TV on which I was watching it and then abandoned me again

“Seagal flies to Afghanistan, and due to the extra weight, has to be fueled the entire flight.” 😂😂😂😂

"Neck full of ass knife" is a timeless phrase.

"And it's never mentioned again" 😂 The ranger, seal, ranger, seal switcheroos was fecking brilliant 😂

Steven Seagal is truly inspirational! He has never let his complete lack of talent or ability as an actor, storyteller and filmmaker stand in the way of his dream of becoming an actor, storyteller and filmmaker.

Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell: -Steven Seagal is either former special forces or CIA -Everyone brags about how awesome Segal is -Steven Seagal’s character will be portrayed as a good guy while doing illegal things -Women that are significantly younger than him will be attracted to him -A plot that makes no sense -Steven Seagal using body doubles for anything -Steven Segal will also mumble his way through scenes -Steven Seagal is portrayed as an invincible badass that takes no damage during his fights Anything else I forget?

"... and due to the extra weight has to be refueled the entire flight" Epic writing, once again

"... a neck full of ass knife" Those words have never been used in that order in history.

I always laugh so hard at your lines about how bloodthirsty Steven Seagal is. "He drives into oncoming traffic hoping to take out a family" lmfao

The way Seagul holds guns while shooting is beautifully insane. He doesn't even bother

he killed the cashier too lmao

Seagal needs to make like 6 or 7 movies a year. I absolutely love these tear downs 😂😂

"He pulls himself up with so much power that he pops straight through the top" That really made my day.

The girlfriend living in Afghanistan for no reason and the girl on girl action came out of nowhere 😂

"...due to the extra weight, he has to be refueled for the entire flight." Nearly choked on my coffee. Absolutely hilarious.😂

That thumbnail though. “Top Gut” 🤣

“Slides across the entire store like a greased up penguin”. My man gives seagal 0 breaks and I love it 😂

I like how Seagal plays exactly the same character in all of these movies and there's not a single ounce of a character arc in any of them. He never gets injured, he never breaks a sweat, he never faces an obstacle that he doesn't immediately overcome in the simplest way possible, everyone talks about how amazing he is. Just ego validation front to back.

(6:44) “Robert fkn DeNiro shows up to give him an assist…” that’s fkn golden man!