If You're Watching This, Thermonuclear War Hasn't Wiped Out Humanity

Published 2017-04-19
Stephen's Tuesday monologue was taped in front of a live (for now) studio audience.

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All Comments (21)
  • @PhillipTimothy
    Who else feels like Colbert is helping you get through the next 4 years?
  • I love how whenever Stephen uses an invisible prop in a bit he always puts it away off screen, it's adorable
  • @suebarrow5973
    'If the queen hears the sound of tic tacs in the golden coach run for it ...' hilarious rotflmao. This man is on fire
  • @abbybarron8328
    I live in the south so I know alot of people who support Trump so watching Colbert heals my soul
  • @erkperc
    Stephen is the only thing tethering me to sanity right now
  • @LabMatt
    "The election is over!" says the guy who keeps talking about how much better he is than Hillary Clinton.
  • Clearly The Donald confused Kim Jong Un with Psy who is a Gentleman.
  • @boyanghu8730
    "but the march didnt make Trump release his taxes, much like the Women's march didn't make him release his women".....GOLD, MR. COLBERT, GOLD
  • @AngryKittens
    Yup. He's going to war with a guy he doesn't even know the name of. Just like how he thought his cruise missiles were going to "Iraq", not Syria.
  • @stillyas85
    Colbert is brutal and this is not even a cable show.
  • @joeblack4436
    "doesn't want to telegraph was his thinking" ??? What? He tweets 24/7 exactly what he's thinking.
  • @iyayan_
    Barack and Michelle Obama, Bruce Springsteen, Oprah Winfrey, and Tom Hanks got on a boat together...there's no punchline, you just wish you were there.
  • like my mother always said...it's only funny until there's a fucking mushroom cloud. :S
  • @allenmartin9375
    As a veteran I find it offensive for Mr. Pence to wear a uniform which he doesn't deserve to wear.
  • @Mila-Nova
    I hate when he takes 1 week breaks. I need his rants and comedy to keep sane😂