Golbo Care Guide

@Lockheedsr71blackbird 14 days ago

He stares in the distorted sun of the far plane, waiting for a new world to conquer, time not opposing him. He wished he could move but his whimsical structure bounded him to the force of gravity that held him so tight. But one day that changed. A strange silhouette emerged with appendages that rattled with energy and bliss. Two eyes that stared so bright he wanted to run and fight. In a pull of all he had only a mere shiver shook his body as the cried creature took him away.

@d1egolophu 12 days ago

Escape procedure being "Just put it back" is the realest thing

@magiqian8304 2 months ago

please never hurt golbo again

@ntsazazel 14 days ago

We need the confirmation that this Golbo has healed properly from the incision. Paramount importance

@IdoitDotPNG 14 days ago

~6,480,000,000,000 Golbos would be equal to exactly one Chernobyl.

@ladyquen1281 11 days ago

I like to think Golbo has a psychic ability where anything that hurts it feels intense guilt. Which is how it survives as it is, floppy, soft and devoid of the burden of bones. "Sorry, Golbo."

@HarrisonSanders-xb8wn 12 days ago

"golbo requires a bathtub to exist properly"

@grotebaby1827 14 days ago

He looks like a depressed anteater and somehow it's the cutest depressed anteater I've ever met

@mozarteanchaos 14 days ago

i love golbo. i hope golbo is happy in the plant tub

@reallouiethecat3132 14 days ago

I like how ethical this feels, unlike most of these sorts of organizations in media, where their endless resources is matched by their endless cruelty to what they are studying, this feels like an underfunded research organization genuinely trying to understand the far planes for the sake of understanding

@virtue1993 12 days ago

he reminds me of a blobfish—defomed after being forcefully displaced from its proper environment...i suspect that this is not golbo's true form, but merely a depressurised version of it. what are you hiding from us, golbo?

@bigsalmon7973 12 days ago

My head cannon is Golbo is an acronym name that eventually became its common name like CD or RV or TNT and it'd stand for Gelatinous Oblong Leisurely Benign Oddities.

@addisonlippold1852 13 days ago

It's nice to know that Golbo is immune to radiation poisoning :)

@prismaticerror6911 14 days ago

He reminds me of a sponge. No specialized tissues (aside from organ and eye) and immobile unless it starts moving almost imperceptibly slowly and is found a few meters away. He makes me happy

@fisrtnamelastname3083 14 days ago

The voice is very soothing, props to VA!

@maxinefinnfoxen 14 days ago

I love how, without intelligent intervention, the only way this thing could come to exist is if the far plane is like mold, growing off of and mocking parallels to our world in a superficial fashion. Like a data leak of reality, even?