Steamed Hams but there are 37 small edits to make it feel off

I'm going to start listing stuff because I have nothing better to do: 1. The doorbell is pitched up 5. There is a tiny pause between "Chalmers" and "Welcome" added 2. Chalmers walks into the house too fast 3. It doesn't cut to Skinner as he gasps 4. Skinner gives an alternate exclamation upon seeing his ruined roast. 6. The space between "But what if" and "I were to purchase my own food" is significantly cut 7. An extra "ho" in Skinner's laugh 8. A different sound as Skinner takes off his apron 9. "Skinner and the Superintendent" has been cut 10. Chalmers shouts "Skinner" instead of "Seymour" 11. The space between "I was just" and "stretching my calves" has been reduced 12. Chalmers is flipped as he says "Why is there smoke..." 13. Skinner doesn't say "Steamed Clams" a second time 14. Chalmers makes a new grunt as he leaves the room 15. The xylophone solo is slightly extended and the extension is pitched up 16. "Superintendent" has been moved to the end of the sentence 17. Seymour says "no" twice 18. When Chalmers says "You call hamburgers steamed hams" the wrong animation plays 19. Chalmers says "I see" a line early 20. The frame is tilted as Chalmers inspects the hamburgers 21. One of Skinners "ho"s have been removed 22. A very short reverb has been added for two lines 23. An ominous zoom is added as Chalmers remarks that they are obviously grilled 24. Skinner's mother yells "help" now instead of later 25. The birds from the beginning are added at 1:47, that's so subtle I applaud you 26. Skinner spends way less time in his burning kitchen 27. Chalmers says "yes" differently 28. A half-second or so is added to make Chalmers look like he twitched 29. More zooms are added during the "aurora borealis" rant 30. The beats before Skinner's responses are shorter 31. Skinners saying "No mother..." is cut 32. Chalmers walks away extra slowly 33. No firetruck

You realise that you watched too many steamed hams when you can point exactly where it's off

Now you should do 37 big edits to make it feel on.

This feels like one of those "find the 9 differences" exercises on children's books

The worst part is I can't tell if he intentionally or accidentally left out the firefighters

When it broke the 180 degree rule at 0:40 it made me like actually mad.

Agnes: Seymour, the house is on fire! Seymour: 😏

The part where Seymour ignored his mom made me drool laughing

That moment when you realize his burger becomes whole again when he says "obviously grilled" where it had a bite taken off before but that's not one of the edits...

I noticed 34 I think I should stop watching these

hearing Superintendent Chalmers finally shout “SKINNER…!” in this scene feels like a weight has been lifted

"SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" Seymour: :)

steamed hams but constructed from memory 30 years later

time traveler: moves a chair The timeline:

"Seymour, the house is on fire!" Seymour: smiles

1 - 0:00 - The Doorbells pitch was changed a notch up 2 - 0:08 - There's a cut in Seymour's voice 3 - 0:11 - Chalmers walks 20 percent faster 4 - 0:13 - There's no cut to Seymour's Face 5 - 0:15 - The Voice for Seymour was sampled 6 - 0:22 - There's a speed increase for the transition 7 - 0:26 - An extra "Ho" was added 8 - 0:31 - A sound effect was added to the apron 9 - 0:34 - "Superintendent and Skinner" intro is missing 10 - 0:34 - His voice was sampled, too. much like 0:15 11 - 0:36 - Seymour has a gap filled in his voice when he thinks up a lie 12 - 0:40 - Chalmers is flipped 13 - 0:48 - Seymour doesn't repeat Steamed Clams a second time 14 - 0:50 - An extra Sound effect was added to Chalmers when he walked out 15 - 0:54 - An obvious gap was filled with Seymour running to Krusty Burger 16 - 0:56 - The first word and the rest of the sentence swapped places. 17 - 1:02 - The first "No" was sampled & pitch was adjusted 18 - 1:06 - Chalmers mouth and movements don't match what he's saying, Which is clipped from 1:15 19 - 1:15 - Chalmers's statements have been swapped, Kinda like 0:56. 20 - 1:22 - There's an extra chew 21 - 1:24 - He's to be a little crooked 22 - 1:28 - Seymour has another gap filled in his voice. 23 - 1:29 - Another ho was taken, to account for 0:26 perhaps? 24 - 1:29 - The clip is now echoey 25 - 1:35 - Another Sampled voice with Seymour 26 - 1:36 - Chalmers gets closer than normal 27 - 1:42 - Agnes' voice que comes early 28 - 1:48 - That was a quick second there, Seymour. 29 - 1:55 - Chalmers is Sampled (again.) 30 - 1:59 - Some movements from Chalmers Eyebrows 31 - 2:00 - Again, He's zoomed in. 32 - 2:00 - Chalmers twitched a little 33 - 2:13 - Seymour doesn't give a second to think 34 - 2:18 - Seymour dismisses Agnes by saying nothing. 35 - 2:22 - Chalmers walks away more slowly this time. 36 - 2:22 - Agnes appears to be silenced 37 - 2:28 - Seymour's hand is sped up Honorable Mention that I'm not too sure is edited or not: 0:34 - This scene was sampled for a lower quality clip

0:15-0:18 - taken from "Bart's comet", one of the 3 "NOOOOOO!!!"s he did

I only noticed 28-30? I must have poor observational skills, I watch these all the time.

Every copy of steamed hams is personalized.

THIS HURTS