25 great dr evil quotes
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Published 2015-02-16
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Dr. Evil is seriously one of the funniest characters ever written
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“He would make outrageous claims that he invented the question mark,” That one got me.
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"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough".... love it LOL
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“My cycloptic colleague “ kills me every time
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"I have a better idea... I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation, involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." Every James Bond movie ever.
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I swear, Dr. Evil telling his history during the therapy session is one of the single funniest things I've ever seen in a film! Brilliant delivery of an utterly insane monologue!
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Michael Myers is one of the most underrated comedic geniuses of our time
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I can't put into words how much I loved these movies as a teen. Decades later, still up there in my favorites.
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I love how he's an evil scientist whose doctorate is in evil medicine.
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My wife said she'd divorce me if i quoted Dr. Evil one more time. I told her to Shhh
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His family monologue is priceless.
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“When I was insolent I was placed in a burlak bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard, really.” That one had me and my friends dying laughing
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"Sometimes he would make outrageous claims like he 'Invented the Question mark' " I lose it at this everytime haha
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“Don’t mess with me, I’m one crazy mofo”. ~ Dr. Evil.
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"Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons, and hold the world hostage" 😂😂😂
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“You know Scott. I've been a frickin evil doctor for 30 frickin years ok. Cut me some frickin slack”
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"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster." - Dr. Evil
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"The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament." One of the greatest lines ever written.
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That monologue while he vividly describes the details of his childhood, Weill forever be one of the most well written monologues about nonsense
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Just watched all three with my daughter, she was screaming with laughter. not watched for years, man Dr Evil is absolute genius.
