The Varian Sass Project
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Published 2020-04-17
I went through all the Varian episodes and combined (hopefully) all of Varian’s sarcastic moments!
Our boy has changed a lot since season 1, but the only thing that has never truly changed is the SASS 🙌🏻💙 I hope y’all enjoy!!!
All Comments (21)
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I love how varian went from innocent nerd sass, to favorite Disney villain sass, to edgy responsible (but still a nerd) sass
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Baby Varian didn't even need to speak to give sass
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It's kinda disturbing when you realise he's 14 and plotting murder
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Eugene: No offense, Varian. Varian: Eh.
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How is it possible that five-year-old Varian was more emo that 14 year old
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Varian: She's right, Dad.
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Small note: he’s seemingly ambidextrous, but slightly more dominant in his right hand
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new drinking game: take a shot every time he mentions alchemy
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Varian: EnOuGh WiTh ThE lEgEnDs!!!!
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Varian: in a cage hundred of feet above the ground Not now I found the last incantation it was hidden with photoreactive ink. Obvious right?
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Alternate title: Varian being the best character for 12 minutes straight
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9:40 = every teacher ever.
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"She's right, dAD."
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This kid is more redeemable than Disney itself.
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i must say.. i do love this boy..
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"Despite... the excruciating pain... and the fact that I'm about to pass out... THE SCIENCE AT WORK HERE IS SPELLBINDING!" -that's our boy... Just like when he had the incantation and was like hundreds of feet above the ground... he was just hangin' out... lol
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Varian: I said no more than a drop, one drop! Alchemy is very sensitive, Lance! Lance: What?!
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Nobody: The QUEEN: Varian- Varian: QUIET (aka don’t interrupt me while I’m singing my banger of a song)
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The fact when he was attracting the royal family and all he still addressed them as: “Your highness” made me die inside for no reason
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"Which is why we have to steal it." The fact he said it semi-innocently. God dammit, I love this kid. 😂
