Rappin' For Thumbus!

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Published 2019-09-10
This goes out to you funny meme boys
Coming here to see me making some noise
Putting down your games and electronic toys
To listen ‘bout someone with excellent poise
This man has grace, this man has style
Nobody like him for many a mile
There’s really no match for his coolness on file
Now listen to me talk about Thumbus for a while

Been all the way to the Bahamas and back
Makes the new funny meme (Gregbus) look like a hack
Handsomeness and power is what he doesn’t lack
So why don’t you come and join the Thumbus pack?
Slip into your salmon shirt and in wording dark:
Stitch on “Bahamas” and follow with a shark
Now to finish your magnificent work of art
buy seven copies of robots at Walmart

Now I’m a pass the mic to the man himself
He’ll tell ya how to be like him and gain enormous wealth
For your ticket to ride on the classic meme van,
Listen to him, he’s the thumbus man!

Make trips to the white house,
Rest your arm on the rail and you won’t fail
You’ll soon notice phat thumbus paycheques in the mail

Yeah, you hear that? I actually got Thumbus in my thumbus meme.
I’m the meme master.
Please laugh.

All Comments (2)
  • @haiperbus
    haha very good. I will like and subscribe