My Quest To Become God On This Server

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Published 2024-05-21
THE MOST BANANAS DAY ON THE LIFESTEAL SMP IS AFOOT. The server needs to elect a new god, but nobody would ever vote for me, right? The newest member... I haven't even been on for a full season... No teammates, tried to nuke the world, killed eight people at a fake birthday party, why on earth would anybody vote for me? AND WHY AM I WINNING!??!?! And oh my god oh good lord IT'S CAPTAINSPARKLEZ WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!

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All Comments (21)
  • @Squiddo
    SORRY I WAS GONE FOR A MONTH I WAS BUSY BECOMING GOD
  • @ashswag
    "nice video" - ashswag "delete this video now" - the commissioner
  • @wemmbumc
    My Quest To Mog God On This Server
  • @4CVIT
    I still don't understand how we won after that EVIL MASTERPIECE of a slander video 😭 Squiddo was the real Lifesteal God we needed o7
  • @L3m0nc4t
    “Squiddo’s daily tasks:” “Become god (easiest task)”
  • @south452
    captain sparkles being hailed as what I can only really call the patron saint of the lifesteal server through certain shenanigans, bringing forth the White House as his trusty vehicle and guns for his allies, before inevitably sacrificing himself and falling off a kingdom was really not what I expected at all from this video but I’m certainly not complaining
  • @JustKaboodle103
    THIS ENTIRE VIDEO FEELS LIKE SUCH A FEVER DREAM I LOVE IT BANGERRR AS ALWAYS
  • Wembu: “I have a game for you-“ Squiddo: hangs up in fear “Subscribe if you want to see that…”
  • @KazuNEET
    "So...squiddo, why did you become a candidate?" Squiddo: Uhhhhhh.... diversity
  • @HighStars4
    I feel like Squiddo's becoming more and more of a threat each video and I'm all for it
  • @SiameseOnMC
    "THE white house is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!" - Best Last Words
  • @Gaster_7656
    "KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!" -Spamton G Spamton
  • The first words being “Captain Sparklez” is gonna be a sign that this is gonna be a good video! 🎉🎉🎉
  • I love how at this point she's just accepted the truth that the sillier the event the more likely it is to happen to her
  • "It was nice to enjoy the peace while it lasted," squiddo says while pointing a gun at her friend.
  • @Archiver_Studio
    I'm still in disbelief that CaptainSparklez himself not only appeared in Lifesteal, but he willingly died by re-enacting the events of Fallen Kingdom And the fact of there being TWO different elections just for presidency is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard so it vibes REALLY well with the Lifesteal SMP And Ashwagg being the definition of chaotic neutral is to be expected at this point, he has no sides. He commands ALL SIDES
  • @Pangi
    Lifesteal with guns is like a fever dream with milk 😦
  • @tigurt11
    16:14 bruh “I tried shotgunning mapic againa and again but i couldn’t penetrate his plot armor”😂