Horrifying Home Design 3 (w/ Chad Chad)

Galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wood veneers

I just did the math, to have 1 billion babies for a single woman, it would take 937 and a half Centamillennials. Given if she were to have a litter of 8 children every 9 months. To achieve that number she would have to have started in the cretaceous period over 90 million years ago

1 billion children is approximately HALF the global population of children. This woman is the Spiders Georg of offspring.

joke all you want about the hoarder aunts, my dad went to stay with his aunt and came back with an antique civil-war era sword that he apparently found in a relative’s basement

it's so relatable when lions come out of the ceiling into your shower. don't see many people talking about this.

I’d unironically watch 500 episodes of this

a year later and the question still stands: did chad chad ever realize it was not “designed it” but rather “design edit”

11:56 There seem to be 20 beds per side, times 4 for each floor, 80 beds per floor. This building is 12,500,000 floors at a minimum. The Burj Khalifa has 163 floors and is 828 m (2,717 ft) to the last floor. We could use the standard definition of a "floor" which is 3 m generally, which fits well with this model. That would mean that this building is 37,500 km (23,301.42 miles) tall. For reference, the edge of space is around 100 km (62 miles) away from Earth. A low Earth orbit for a satellite is less than 2,000 km (1,242.74 miles). A geosynchronous or geostationary orbit is around 35,768 km (22,225.20 miles) away from Earth. The distance between the Earth and the Moon is ~384,400 km (238,855.09 miles), meaning this building would stretch roughly 1/10th of the way to the Moon.

There's something about the caption "prioritize the needs of the 1 billion children" over the graphic of T-posing children uniformly going up an escalator that is sending me

as a home depot employee, i just wanted to make it clear that we do NOT get any kind of discount specifically for this reason

Their laughter (along with their gaslighting) brings me joy. I am glad this corner of the internet exists. Well, I am off to bed in my prison cell made with square galvanised steal and I really hope that my other 999,999,997 siblings (unfortunately my family is two away from the design page's, and it's a large point of shame in our lives) don't snore as much as they usually do.

i LOVE the idea that they thought it might be unrealistic that the first aunt would have all of these things so they introduced a second aunt that also had an unreasonable amount of things

omg bruh last week my aunt didn’t let me borrow any screws ☹️ I literally had to fit all three hundred of my kids with little John in a bunker with ONLY galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers.

The most sad home designs are the ones where every object has 1000 functions because it is so expensive to live everywhere like your cabinet is a bed and somehow also a bathtub

New grindset motivation: pretend I’m competing with 999,999,999 siblings for the approval of superhuman, martial arts mastering, eagle-riding parents

the gas station bit is a mistranslation bc the colloquial word for 'encouragement/encounraging' e.g. 'come on! you can do it!' is 'adding gas' (i.e. to your car). so I think confusius is there for moral support. and morning radio gymnastics is less gymnastics and more just a light exercise routine that is often broadcast at school or over public channels so people can get some light exercise in.

For reference because these are Chinese made videos, aunt or auntie just means older women. Who usually because of how wealth is spread (in families there) , control the money or have factories etc.

Fun fact: The whole series is originated in China to promote a room design service called "Zhu Xiao Bang", (unsurprisingly) it also becomes a meme in Chinese speaking community

I love the "Designed it! ✅" joke so much, I was watching the first video earlier today and I love that it made a comeback. I especially love how the hashtag was probably meant to be design edit

10:40 i love the implication that martial arts is a "long lost secret" like nobody does it anymore