I Gave My Goldfish $50,000 to Trade Stocks

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Published 2022-03-31
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All Comments (20)
  • @IsaacAllwood
    3:10 "He brought Altria over Boeing" guys I think the fish fucking KNEW
  • @Ididathing
    I hope you made a lot of stock bros very angry with this video
  • @CameronFussner
    Biggest lesson i learnt in 2023 in the stock market is that nobody knows what is going to happen next, so practice some humility and follow a strategy with a long term edge.
  • @naqidoesps4
    The fact that a FISH is outperforming the NASDAQ is such good, unintentional social commentary
  • @mhammer3186
    I love how the investors went from smiles to looks of horror when the realized that he was talking about an actual fish.
  • The fact that a fish raised by a public threat gives better financial advice than a whole community speaks volumes
  • @colddekstar
    Rest in Peace Fredrick By following your investment instructions I only lost $30k, my house, and my firstborn son
  • @TheJackCain-84
    I believe investors should focus on under-the-radar stocks, especially given the present rollercoaster nature of the stock market. 35% of my $270,000 portfolio consists of collapsing stocks that were previously respected, and I don't know where to go from here.
  • @strangejmaster
    You think he just wakes up and is like, "I bet my fish could trade stocks". If anyone's wondering, this is exactly what Michael does
  • @thejesuschrist
    I'm so glad I died 2000 years ago before all this shit started.
  • @TacticalNandu
    Fredrick knew about the Boeing fiasco before anyone else
  • What's actually funny is that it's a well-known fact that wall street analysts are no better at guessing good stocks than a completely random (fish) guessing scheme. In fact, most mutual fund managers underperform compared to the S&P 500
  • @CircleToonsHD
    Next video: "An ant farm creates tunnel NFTS and sells them for millions"
  • @chrisj4288
    "because I'm a programmer, and that's what we do." As a programmer, truer words have never been said.
  • What are the best strategies to protect my portfolio? I've heard that a downturn will devastate the financial market, so I'm concerned about my $200k stock portfolio.
  • @Xynic48
    The investors part became 10x funnier knowing it was actually real and not scripted according to michael in otv podcast 😂
  • @VEE3RDEYE
    The fact you remembered your script when pitching your business idea is actually brilliant
  • @puzzLEGO
    If a fish cost $10 and the single fish can make $1000 in 3 months, then in just a year you could make exactly $1 billion dollars by reinvesting profits back into more fishes