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I used to be an atheist, but now I believe in the Church of the Spinning Waffle. It's my daily dose of divinely delicious inspiration.

I used to think life was just a series of mundane events, but this spinning waffle has shown me the true meaning of existence. Thank you, Waffle Guru!

I've transcended to a higher plane of existence after watching this waffle spin. My aura has never been this crispy and divine!

0:20 protagonist introduced 1:49 protagonist leaves home 2:57 protagonist meets friends 4:20 villain introduced 5:19 protagonist’s first encounter with villain 7:26 villain’s backstory and motive 9:11 protagonist’s love plot starts 10:52 protagonist tries to infiltrate the villain’s lair 11:37 protagonist fails and nearly dies 12:34 protagonist’s training montage 13:13 love plot continues 15:09 villain gains power 16:31 villain destroys protagonist’s home 17:47 protagonist’s depression 19:36 protagonist wants to avenge their home 20:23 protagonist’s second villain encounter 21:12 protagonist gets pummeled by villain 22:14 another training montage 23:02 love plot continues again 25:55 m a k i n g l o v e 26:20 protagonist gets magic weapon 28:58 villain ambushes protagonist 29:10 protagonist almost killed (again) 30:00 cheesy halftime joke 32:01 villain expands their lair 33:33 protagonist makes plan to defeat the villain 35:21 yet another training montage (this is boring) 37:34 plan is put into action 39:04 plan fails 40:38 protagonist’s friends captured 42:59 protagonist tries to free them but fails 43:45 protagonist is alone 46:50 protagonist has flashbacks of the good times 49:17 protagonist gets motivation 51:11 protagonist returns to the villain’s lair 53:45 standoff 52:30 EPIC FIGHT SCENE 54:23 villain is defeated 56:10 villain’s lair is about to blow up for some reason 57:58 protagonist saves friends 58:12 villain’s lair blows up 59:27 protagonist’s victory (yay) 59:48 credits roll 59:58 (post credits scene) villain survived the explosion hinting at sequel

Forget self-help books and therapy, this waffle video is all the life advice you'll ever need. I am now one with the batter.

Absotley amazing, life changing story. The charecter development, the sounds, the actors, the story, the comedy, the romance and the voice acting is amazing. My favorite part is 10:47

I absolutely loved the climax; it had insanely excellent detail. Oh, and we can't forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen, better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of waffle-spinning history.

this waffle has enlightened me.

Hey, at least he isn’t waffling himself

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As a waffle I am crying so hard because he is doing so much work right now

This is my favorite video of all time. It needs an Oscar and a Nobel Peace Prize. The part 6:26 made me cry so hard. Just watch it and see it. And not to mention that on 52:52 there was an absolute shootout that was the thriller that i needed. It belongs in a breakfast tier list. I used to think that life was a joke, but when i saw this, its actually a waffle reality that is spinning. 21:59 was the part where critics put it on 100% on rotten tomatoes. I cant believe how much effort they put in to this, and it makes me go an insane crazy crying mode. You may call me a crybaby on 6:26, but i’ve been called worse. Now just give me the credit for I shall bury Andrew Garfield in this masterpiece. This belongs in the museum of history of greatness, and not the Sussy Ohio Rizzler Museum. That one is just garbage. 34:41 is 12 times better than 6:26 because of its artstyle and intense music. Almost feels like the music in Geometry Dash. I cant believe with such eyes how a waffle can make us go through a roller coaster of emotions. This just hits harder than any other movie that ever happened. Including Spider-Man and Avatar. It’s just so much more satisfying than watching asmar. And how doesn’t the butter fall off? 9:17 has way too much questions for me.

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