​Would you like to sign my petition?

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Published 2024-03-17

All Comments (21)
  • @kyomi444
    "I don’t care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes"
  • @CallMeElwis94
    The moment I saw Postal Dude, I knew this will go from 0 to 100 in a nanosecond.
  • That went from 0 to 100 real quick 💀
  • Postal Dude would’ve just turned her into a flash suppressor for his gun IRL.
  • @vithar00
    I never get tired of Postal 2 jokes.
  • Honestly answering the door to your own house and asking the person who knocked to sign your petition is a power move.
  • @0852657luis
    This what happens when gen x interacts with gen z.
  • @warweasel2832
    Postal guy knew she was a skinwalker with some kind of vampire entry rules, but he saw it as an opportunity to get signatures anyway. "You'd do yourself a huge favor to let me in" was a veiled threat, which is why he resorted to violence.
  • @SoraRoxas528
    Sounds like a vampire trynna convince you to invite them inside
  • @elperrogamer7931
    The catgirl asking what type of person is her new roomate "he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend."
  • @RookMeAmadeus
    The only correct answer there: 1. Sign the petition. 2. Distract Postal Dude with his next "Errand" and a batch of "Health pipes".
  • @Microwave_guy
    “The game is only as violent as you make it” Sometimes this is incorrect.
  • @yeetdepilot6685
    "Will you sign the stupid petition or will it be your surviving family members"
  • @radshiba8107
    "Are you gonna sign this or it will be your surviving family members"
  • @dreamwalking
    Asking a catgirl to sign a petition to ban catgirls is a power move.
  • @MindAx13
    I can't believe Postal dude wasted a free silencer like that
  • @MA-naconitor
    Everything's fine and dandy, until your catgirl roommate starts puking up hairballs and pisses on your sofa
  • @PhantomSavage
    The idea of Postal Dude being roommates with a Vtuber is actually fucking hilarious. Like, everything about their existence would make him want to murder so bad... but he also doesn't want to pay rent.