Top 10 Vehicles You SHOULD BUY Right Now In GTA Online!

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Published 2023-12-17
Today I go over my Top 10 picks for the best vehicles that everybody should buy in GTA Online in 2023 heading into 2024!
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)





Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.

MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"

I replied "no not really"

He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...

WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)

Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)

Thank you DOnALD :)

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

All Comments (20)
  • @felodp10
    Am I actually the only one who enjoyed those missions to get the acid lab? They were quite fun imo. The ones for the upgrade tho, those are pretty boring, but short enough
  • @phe0nix_games
    Yay the Seminole is back in buisness, it was sad to see Rockstar let other vehicles get closer to beating its stats. Amazing to see they fixed that problem making it blow everything else out of the water as it should. 🔥🔥
  • @HKIHNDKNSI
    The seminole saved my marriage, now my wife and her boyfriend and me are all living in perfect harmony. They are about to get married and have kids too !
  • @feliciacox4769
    yoo i love the content bro just keep going you push me through the times were i dont know what to do and just keep going amazing bro
  • @tanzil06
    Very nice selection thank harmnone!
  • @thakurshyam5602
    Imagine they put bullet resistant window like Kuruma armourd in Tourismo Omaggio with lock on jammer, that would have been more balanced with other imani tech vehicles.
  • @brionl4741
    With the police car sirens I've found that if the NPCs don't just ignore it, they will stop in the middle of the road. Or, in the middle of the intersection if they are coming in on a side road.
  • @Schmeck88
    I honestly vouch for #1, me and my buddy had a blast with that thing for hours playing as cops 😂
  • @burger3944
    the handling with the performance wing on the omaggio im addicted
  • @JeielElBori
    Imagine if we could have a Storage Floor like 1st Floor in the Nightclub where we can have all these type of trucks : Acid Lad, Terrobyte, & Pounder all together 😂 that would be dope!
  • @tsaini6369
    Im loving the black ops theme on your vids
  • @AgentRacerX
    I read your description and subbed instantly haha
  • @skido3089
    I wonder how many newbies actually went and got the seminole based on your reviews of it, cracks me up every time 😂
  • @hectic0620
    I love the trolling with the Seminole😂😂
  • @LiamSall
    I like the Halo reach Music in the background!
  • @azurerathalos197
    the other perk that comes with the Seminole is that it gives you the ability to subscribe to Harmnone twice, but only when he mentions the sawmill
  • @XGamerFPS2164
    As an owner of 10 Seminoles I can confirm that HarmNone has convinced me to fill my 50 car garage with Seminoles