Top 10 BEST BUSINESSES In GTA Online (2024)
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Published 2024-02-24
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
All Comments (21)
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I thought it would go without saying, but The Cayo Perico Heist is not a business lol
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The MC businesses would be much better if you could buy and upgrade your own delivery vehicles
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I left all of the MC businesses dormant for a long time just for the sake of supplying the nightclub, but now I maintain a small stock in drugs for selling to street dealers. Yields a little extra profit without having to do the missions.
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Agency is the best, BUT after the second contract in a row it gets so annoying/boring
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Clash of clans music goes hard🔥🔥
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Dr Dre on x2 is lethal money making for solo players , acid lab is insane and then cayo is still good earning 1 mill per hour these are the 3 best solo friendly businesses
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For solo players. #1 Cayo perico, #2 Nightclub, #3 AcidLab, #4 Agency. Let Nightclub and acidlab run in the background while u finish cayo perico heist then move on to Agency then sell acid then back to cayo perico. After couple of cycle u can sell Nightclub. Yes u need other businesses for Nightclub but just watch a indepet video about Nightclub business on youtube
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Really appreciate the great rundown. I'm about a month in and cayo has been my only money maker.
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You're using the soundtrack from NFS Carbon. Major respect!
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Air source cargo is the most fun way to make money imo. That multi million dollar payout when you sell 50 crates is so rewarding. I usually just invite randos so I can source more than one crate at a time - sometimes they actually help too XD
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Thank you for the Nightclub kick out troublemaker mission Tip man! You awesome!
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Another banger of a video love the top 10s
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the acid lab should be on #2, bc it doesnt have bad sell missions, mutt doesnt annoy u when he doesnt have supplies, and u get a big amout of money for paying basically nothing. (and u get 2 free vehicles, 3 if u count the virtue for completing the first dose missions)
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Good job my boi looks like i need a agency business 😊
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a great video for my birthday, thanks!
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Thanks for your hard work.
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For the mc weed missions and meth I park the acid lab right where the delivery cars would spawn usually just gives me the one truck to deliver
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Thank you very much for this video 🙂
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The salvage yard will be worth it , if C* add keeping the car for ourselves feature like yusuf said in the cutscene
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I love the COC music in the background
