Every Sonic game is blasphemous | Unraveled
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Published 2019-01-13
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All Comments (21)
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Ἄφοβον ὁ θεός, ἀνύποπτον ὁ θάνατος καὶ τἀγαθὸν μὲν εὔκτητον, τὸ δὲ δεινὸν εὐεκκαρτέρητον"
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"The bible was written to make a character more marketable to kids in the '90s." Is a fantastic out of context quote.
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"Let's get sonically fundamental." "I'm not going to read this Bible in its entirity." Good job, you've got being a religious fundamentalist down pat
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Finally, the mystery of where I once heard the name Kintobor YEARS ago in some obscure magazine and I had sworn to friends up and down that Sonic had once been friends with him before he turned evil into Robotnik, was NOT something I hallucinated as a child, but a sign that I too, was blessed by the small whispers of the true hog and his origins. I am ready for the crusade emeralds brian please
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"Biblical Literism was basically an early form of fandom" I am astounded at your truth
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BDG revealing he's never played a Sonic game 10 minutes into the video felt like he stabbed me in the chest with a knife and then explained in full detail why I was in the wrong for it
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So, in the first 3 minutes, this man straight up declares every sonic game EVER to be fanfic. I love it
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"Biblical literalism is just an early form of fandom" -BDG, 1/13/19
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"i promise I won't get all political" Me three drinks later "EITHER SONIC IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE"
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"But for Sonic, I'm willing to bend my values a bit"- is possibly the most cursed quote I have ever heard in my adult years
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I really hate how when “Kintobor” was flashing across the screen, I misread it as “Kinktober.” ...I need to stop spending so much time on AO3.
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I just noticed... The chaos emeralds are the seven deadly sins
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Someone in my yearbook put “Either Sonic IS a God or could KILL God, and I do not CARE if there is a difference!” as their senior quote, so uh, Chad moment.
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"EITHER HE IS A GOD,OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!" Is FAR too raw of a line to have come from a video about sonic the hedgehog
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“What religion do you believe in?” “Sonic” “What” “Chili dog”
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are we just. ignoring that fact that they mentioned that sonic had 5 sisters and. sonic canonically has a brother in sonic underground. anyway manic the hedgehog is trans-
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In this episode, Brian loses his grip on whatever sanity might have remained, and also starts a cult
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"You are literally pitting Sonic, a hedgehog without a father, against the man who became his father figure and then turned evil thanks to the machines that Sonic helped create." hold up isn't that just the plot of Insomniac's Spider-Man game
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It breaks my heart that some people only know sound clips of this video from tiktok, because this video is pure glory
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I’m scared. BDG has managed to not only show such emotion in the first few minutes of the video, but also managed to turn Sonic the Hedgehog into a religion
