An Architect Reviews: The Starfarer [Star Citizen]

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Published 2020-06-21
In this installment of my ongoing series, I utilize my skills in the real world to examine the MISC Starfarer, one of the oldest and ugliest ships in the game. This should be interesting...

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All Comments (21)
  • @TelApathy07
    "Expertly framed in shot lies before you, the ugliest ship in Star Citizen" Damn killed her not even 10 seconds in
  • @richardlont4480
    "A ship like this will be with you 'til the end of your life." "Because it's a deathtrap."
  • Lmao, you literally showed me rooms I didn’t know I had in my starfarer 😂 10/10 design clarity
  • @Corgblam
    I love how you dont even mention all the shorted wires and power conduits throwing sparks everywhere, even down on to the crew beds, and the leaking jets of gas from basically every space in the interior paneling.
  • @blckwtr2880
    I like how you completely destroy that ship while keeping your very calm voice
  • @jocax188723
    10 seconds in: “first blood!” 3 minutes in: “fatality!” 10 minutes in: “Stop! Stop! It’s already dead! Please, for the love of god, stop!”
  • @UNSCPILOT
    "Boarders will never reach the bridge before dieing of old age" You got a darn good giggle out of me on that one, thanks for making my day, 10/10
  • @Elvalley
    I love how seamlessly you jump from honest praise, to ironic praise, to outright bashing, to measured criticism, and all the while you make it feel fair, fun and interesting to listen to. Kudos!
  • @roberthill5549
    "If you have four teeth, eight fingers, one permanently squinty eye, and favor your shorter leg, you'll feel right at home on the Starfarer." - Morphologis 2020
  • @milosh226
    The fact that every corner on the ship is sparking doesn't really help it's case either
  • @arndtdj
    The problem with this and other early large ships is that they were seemingly built as fps levels first, ship interiors second.
  • @ihil4620
    Found a wreck of these, and to be honest it was amazing. I was able to lose myself in a maze of decrepit corridors and holes to retrive the box. It was seriously fun, and exploring wrecks is one of my favorite activities in star citizen
  • @REYNwashere
    "Rather than having excessive hallways which are just every which way with no organization" I immediately flashbacked to the days when I was a young seaman walking aboard an aircraft carrier for the first time ever and thinking, "WHY SRE THERE SO MANY GOT DANG HALLWAYS IN THIS SHIP?" (Opens random door and almost falls overboard)
  • @d0oz3yduck48
    I feel like it'd be fun to play murder mystery in this ship given the layout
  • I’m not gonna lie, my main issue isn’t with the layout (which is horrendous) it’s the various sparking conduits and unknown gasses venting into the corridor. I’m a lot less scared of getting lost than I am about the section I’m stood in suddenly becoming open to the void! “Welcome aboard! We are going to space!” sees all the sparks and venting gas “Nah fam, not with me you’re not!”
  • @harbl99
    Morphologis savages, erm, reviews the MISC Monkfish. 8:10 -- " The exposed wires are educational. Children need to learn that electricity is dangerous." -- Drake rep. 13:15 -- Looks up 'Programmatic adjacencies'. Definition: "Alignments in purpose of different elements of a building's program, which an architect can exploit to convince the client that they're very clever."
  • @kaldax23
    TIL that the Starfarer is basically a portable FPS map
  • @TheRubbberDucky
    I remember getting lost in this ship during a free fly event. Just locating the flipping command deck was such a nightmare.
  • @thebigXgaming
    This would be the kind of ship you see a xenomorph on, beautiful! I hope they actually implement some sort of Alien creatures similar to the xenomorphs in aliens and i hope there are tons of derelict ships infested with dangerous alien creatures