$1 vs $1000 Valorant Coach!
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Published 2023-02-05
First, we played with a $1 Fiverr Coach from Italy! He was ranked Diamond which is much higher than my Iorn rank. He was a cool and funny dude who watched my gameplay and evaluated my terrible play style where I would run out in the open without checking any angles. Although I got a lucky ace, he still laid out the truth that I need to be less aggressive, and stop running into the enemy team's spawn😂. Additionally, we bullied him a bit and then he stole my Valorant account. Overall amazing experience with the $1 coach! LOL.
Next, we had the opportunity to play with a streamer who is ranked ascendant, one rank higher than the previous coach. She was super patient with me, despite my mind is everywhere, and she even gave me a motivational speech when I was giving up. I learned abilities, and how to face my fear of the Yoru teleport reminding me of my father.
Then we played with JollzTV, a famous coach on YouTube and Twitch, and a content creator for NRG. He was the $100 Valorant coach of the video! Also, he is an absolute hot gigachad. Also he was ranked top 500 of all NA valorant players at one point, aka the INFAMOUS RADIANT RANK! Besides his stunning looks, he had stunning advice despite my sending the most cursed gameplay I could possibly craft. He remained professional throughout the weird breathing, terrible aim, stupid grunting, and dumb clash of clans jokes. You may have seen this footage in his video "The Real Iron Experience... (RADIANT COACHING, TIPS AND TRICKS)", but this time I edited it in my meme style hehehehe.
In between Jollztv'z VOD review, we hit up the $500 coach who trained out team. He listened to our fire rap performance and then gave us a strategy and notes on improving as a team.
Afterward, we wrapped up with a live coaching session with Jolltv where he at hot wings the whole time and taught us nothing! Determined to end with an amazing Coach, we hit up the best content creator of all of Valorant Twitch: Kyedae from 100T. Sadly, she did not want to coach me. I have no idea why she would not want to coach me after sending donations out of the blue. But luckily she told us to go to Tarik for our $1000 coach! Yes! This will do! BUT LITTLE DID WE KNOW TARIK IS NOT AN ACTUAL TWITCH STREAMER, he is actually a react channel, so it was hard to find a time to contact him. After 2-3 weeks of waiting, I sent my donation and was IGNORED. Could he have been busy? Sure. But I choose to take this as a PERSONAL OFFENSE.
So, now that Tarik is my #1 hater, it is my job to prove him wrong and prove that I am capable of ranking up from Iron to Bronze. I organized a coaching session from my local college eSports team, and gained the knowledge of 7 players at once! With this new knowledge, I crashed a LAN party to play Valorant on the big screen! Although I am -$1000 in debt, I finally achieved my dream rank of bronze! Take that Tarik!
#TarikLetHimCook
0:00 Premise
0:19 $1 Fiverr Coach
2:31 $25 Streamer Coach
4:05 $100 Professional Coach (VOD)
8:02 $500 Team Coach
10:01 $100 Professional Coach (LIVE)
12:53 $1000 Kyedae? Tarik?
14:43 $1000 COLLEGE ESPORTS TEAM
17:28 MY RANK UP!!!
Coaches & Friends in the video!▼🙋♂️
▸Fiverr Coach - www.fiverr.com/solomattia
▸ItzDante - @ItzDante
▸Streamer Coach - www.twitch.tv/mckenical
▸Professional Coach - @Jollztv
▸Artax - @ArtaxOfficial
▸Fufu - @OMMFufu
▸Slawt - @Slawt
▸Jbob - @jbob
▸Kyedae - @Kyedae
▸Tarik - @tarik
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All Comments (21)
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The first Fiverr coach was honestly fun to watch. His reactions were all valid and I think he had a blast watching you guys.
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nah bro the vod sesion with jollz genuinely had me crying with laughter i couldnt even breath jesus christ keep it up man
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The VOD reaction with Joolz had me in tears and dying of laughter
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Under 8 minutes in, but my face is already in tears. You are so talented, keep this quality up! Love to see a new vids soon!
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I am genuinely worried about Oozern's and Dante's financial situations.
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The Jollz segment is so good.
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you are the ONLY val you tuber down in the iron and bronze trenches with us, and it's refreshing to watch, thanks man!
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ive been in a deep depression for a couple months and not many things have made me smile or laugh, that entire jollz bit genuinely made my mouth hurt becuase how much I was smiling and laughing. keep it up man
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Worth the wait! This was so well produced and the Jollz VOD reaction was hilarious LMAO. Can’t wait for next week :,)
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I died with the jollz coaching, the last time I laughed this hard with a video was a while ago, keep it up dude!
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I've never laughed so hard at a Valorant video before, and I'm not even joking. You make my day, men. and I subscribe.
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Dante is easily the best part of this video
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Dude that Jollz part was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Great video!
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That VOD was actually so well made 😂
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bro i honestly cant remember the last time i laughed until i had tears in my eyes, thank u <3
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I laughed so much watching the segment with Jollz keep up the good work man your videos are awesome
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I'm not even kidding when I say that I've never laughed this much watching a Valorant video before... This is my first time on your channel and I instantly subscribed ! Thanks for making my entire week better :D hope your channel grows more and more !!!
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I legit rewatch this constantly. Too funny. The Jollz vod got me laughing so much. Oozern ur one of the best fr
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THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST VALORANT VIDEO BRO 😭😭
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I like how the team coach is putting in so much effort for them to get better❤
