Anyone With More Than One Child Has "THAT" Child. John Branyan
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Published 2024-08-03
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All Comments (21)
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I was “that” child. Written off. But 6 decades on earth later, God still loves me.
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I can't get enough of this guy, he's one of the funniest people I've ever heard! His rendition of The Three Little Pigs is a classic. So happy to see him back on Dry Bar. 😊
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I have 5, and I have a “that” child. Never a dull moment!
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My oldest is a girl and I seriously thought she was Damien from the Omen until she turned 16 and then smooth sailing. Now my second and third were boys. Complete angels until about 14 and then they went off the rails!!!! God bless me for hanging in there because they are all healthy grown adults and are amazing! I continue to thank the Lord that I didn't end up in jail or an asylum 😂😂
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I only had one, but she was THAT one. Then she had an angel for my granddaughter. So now she thinks parenting is soooo easy!
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I have 3. I chipped a tooth while snarling her name once. She's fiercly independent and I lost her at a Halloween carnival when she was 3, she shoved her crawling baby brother down the stairs. Twice. And she caused 2 toilets in 2 different houses to overflow before letting me know. That's why my current house has a water mark in the livingroom ceiling. Thankfully, she's a lovely, loving, charming 25-year-old member of society now who has a job and her own apartment, and an excellent friendship with that younger brother. I'm still exhausted.😂
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I only have one, and he is THAT child 🤣
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My first born was "that child". That's why we tried again, still imagining perfection. *sigh
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Im still "THAT CHILD" at 36.. I've bulked up toilet paper with sticky tape and left 2 sheets over the top in the toilet to screw with my missus, also rigged up cable ties to the backs of draws so she couldn't open more than 1 at a time without closing the others 😂
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I was definitely that child and I was the oldest. My parents almost stopped with me but thankfully went on to have my little brother - who was the angel lol. And I'm not being sarcastic - I was a maniac and my brother was super well behaved. After we grew up, I profusely apologized for being rough on him as kids. I never meant to hurt him but I was 4 years older and a lot bigger and I just played too rough and tumble with him. But soon as I saw something about "that child" I was thinking that was me lol..
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It happens in the best of families!
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My little “that child” is baby number six. She’s nine now, and has developed a somewhat normal people pleasing ability. But it’s been a long nine years. I DEFINITELY have yelled at her the exact phrase “I CANNOT THINK OF EVERY SINGLE THING TO TELL YOU WHAT NOT TO DO!!!” Yes. She broke my brain.
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I had a son who wanted to help out mommy when she was struggling with fibromyalgia from which God has since healed me. He decided to gather up everybody’s jeans to wash them for me. He dumped in half a gallon of bleach. Need I say more? 😂
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OMG you're making my "that child" sound like an angel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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We need the full one!!
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This is good comedy for sure. Loved it !
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I've seen him a few places. Excellent story teller! This one in particular made me laugh. Our second born had issues until he was about 8. As an adult, he is by far the easiest!
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I totally have the child. She's the second born also. She's the reason our dinning table is covered in epoxy resin omg LOL
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It's always that second kid!! 😂
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Too funny! I'd love to see more of this guy!