Redditor Under Surveillance

Good work brother

If someone's spying on me I feel sorry for them; they have to be bored out of their mind.

FBI: "Where's our tracking device?" Me: "There's an oxymoron somewhere in that question." Arrested for verbal abuse of a federal agent.

and they had the AUDACITY to try and get their tracker back lmao

FBI: Hey buddy where's our tracking device? Afifi: Its a pretty bad tracking device if you cant find it arrested

"Unlike most posts, the OP provided an update" - so true

"Have a good night" goes and looks under car

The fact that this guy lost his court case was a loss for us all.

"The idea of someone knowing your every move is incredibly unsettling." ...how many people watched this video on their smart phone?

The government: why do people distrust us? Also the government:

I can definitely relate to them, I'm always under surveillance from weirdos sneaking into my woods and putting cameras everywhere and trying to film me and stuff. It's really weird and creepy

Me: paranoid my location is always being tracked Google Maps: can't figure out which intersection I'm at because there's one cloud in the sky

"This is Barely Sociable, have a good night." Me, watching at 9:00 AM: "ok back to bed i guess"

GOD that is infuriating. The FBI bugged his car then had the audacity to give him attitude when they came to collect the bug. Why tf was Afifi's case thrown out?

I just love the thought process. "It's either an FBI tracking device or a bomb. Either way, I've got time for a Reddit post."

I actually know legit I'm being monitored (internet only.) Back in 2010, my older brother attained classified clearance in the military. Part of that was a full background check by the fbi. at the time, I was in school for mechanical engineering (I wanted to design weapons.) My dishing mom told them how I was always 'looking at bombs and stuff' and when I got home, found 2 dudes staring over my computer. While I explained the whole situation (and they excused all the pirated music after wiping said drive) I found a wierd program on my hard drive. Ran constantly, couldn't delete it at all, and if it got corrupted it would get repaired via internet. (None of this worked when disconnected though.) Idgaf about it at this point though.

"Just because your paranoid, dont mean they're not after you" - Kurt Cobain

Therapist: Nobody would just go around and track you for no reason Me, recovering from psychosis: yeah you're probably right Barely Sociable:

Guilty until proven ino..... Actually, no. Just guilty. Everyone.

My favorite part is that your life can be ruined by being the subject of an investigation that found absolutely nothing.