Swapping the Most Embarrassing Moments Ever - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

I walked into a room in high school and said, “why do you all look like someone died?” The reason: someone died. Lesson learned.

Working away with a group of male colleague we had some beers and it was my round. One came up to the bar with me and as we were waiting for the order he said ‘I love you’. Totally out of the blue. I was quite shocked, but we are friends and I’ve known him for a while so tried to play it off and said oh I love you too, I love working with you you’re just great! I do love you too! And gave him a big hug. He looked quite startled and there was an awkward hanging silence and I felt something was wrong. Turns out he said ‘I love beer.’ I LOVE BEER I still feel like I want to die thinking about it

I call my English teacher mom... lol. He said 4th grade... I was a junior in HS.. LMAO

the story @ 7:50 reminds of this classic joke............ a boy is walking down the hallway of his house when he hears screaming coming from his parents bedroom. he opens the door and there's his father dressed only in chaps, his mom dressed in a cheerleader outfit with nothing on underneath and they are going at it.... he shouts, "DADDY, WHAT"S GOING ON?!!!" the dad laughs and says "just go to bed son, i'll talk to you in 20 minutes" 20 minutes later the father is walking down the hall and hears screaming coming from his kid's bedroom. he opens the door and sees his son furiously banging his grandmother... he says, "BILLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" kid looks up and says, "it's not so funny when it's your mother, is it"

In 1986...every elementary school kid was watching live the challenger launch...teacher in space, pre-recorded sound bite from her...launch...uh diddnt turn out right....lots of little kids crying. Myself included.

I walked in on my parents once, in the middle of the night (I thought I was going to the bathroom). I quickly retreated to the actual bathroom. When I came out my dad was waiting for me. He sat me down, opened his bible and read scripture to me about how sinful I was for walking in on them! It was so uncomfortable!!!!

After my friend got out of a 6 year long relationship, she started talking to guys on dating apps & this one dude sent her an unsolicited dick pic from the bathroom of a restaurant he was at. Since i was with her when she got it, she showed it to me & we talked about his strange choice of angles? and it turns out she had accidentally taken a VOICE MEMO of the ENTIRE conversation (literally 90 seconds) AND SENT IT TO HIM. I crie evertim

I accidentally called my teacher mom once in 3rd grade. Mommy is so much worse 😂

As they say. Never ever ever leave a papertrail from something you don’t want to be used against you!

I remember accidentally calling my second grade teacher dad.

I've called my teacher mommy and it was horrifying because she didn't answer me and I forgot her name so then I was just standing in front of everyone frozen. I was in high school and it was a teacher I didn't even like.

It was 1976 and my church had a spring fair. There was another kid there whom i made friends with while roaming the church grounds.we kinda got split up for a while when i saw this other kid a little younger than we were. He had some sort of eye disease that made his eyes poke out from their sockets. I went running to find my new found friend(laughing hysterically of course) to tell him about this kid with the funny looking eyes. When i found my friend, i drugg him over (under cover) and pointed to that kid and said" OMG! Look at that kids eyes! When my friend turned to me, in a very hurt voice........." aw man.........that's my baby brother! My parents, still to this day, don't know why I was crying for three days straight! From that day forward i never talk about other people! ......PERIOD! Absolutely the most embarrassing moment of my life but a lesson learned.

I'm loving these videos, pretty much the only reason I'd use sirius radio. Also... first.

OMG that's nothing I woke up totally naked locked out from my hotel room in Reykjavik Iceland

1:29 i called my friend "dad" by accident once, that was awkward. Though admittedly he was being very childish and annoying in the same way that dad often was, so I just said "stop it, dad" on reflex.

Nikki always so funny and interesting

Tony in Montana called in and all I could think was "Say hello to my little friend!"

I love the way Nikki pronounces “excerpt” with a hard “p”

I made that mom and dad slip to my teachers all the time.. it’s very common

Someone said NIkki Blazer's voice is stereotypical for some girls who are a certain way from somewhere in America. I don't remember what they said specifically but it was convincing and disparaging. I don't know. I couldn't disagree more. I could listen to her for extensive periods of time without a complaint. She's great.