Things Farmers Say During Harvest

One of my frequent sayings during harvest..."the guys that built this never had to fix it!"

I remember my dad saying "Why are you boys so rough on everything?!","Take it easy with that!", and '"Be more careful next time!" or how about "What did I JUST SAY!"

“ This is why we can’t have nice things!”😂😂😂 Thank you farmers!!!💗

I was laughing so hard I had to pause 30 seconds in! We don’t crop farm, but have said most of these during hay season.

"I thought YOU ordered more diesel!"

Dad has his priorities in line. “What’s gonna break today?” “Slow down you’re gonna tear it up.” “Slow down you’re gonna plug it up.” “What were you doing going through that mud hole?” 😂

"Let's see what I can break today". "This field isn't gonna harvest itself". "They're gonna leave the parts on the backside of the building, behind the tree, in a box". Love these!! What a relief when harvest is done! At least you don't have tobacco stripping to look forward to. :D What you do have is a massive harvest that makes KY fields look downright puny.

This is the most relatable video ever! "This is why we can't have nice things!" is my dad's favorite line!😂 All of these sound like my family!! Thanks for another great video!

I got quite a chuckle out of this video ! The funny thing is as a retired farmer there was so much of the dialog I am certain that every farmer shares .

"It ain't broke until it's broke broke" 😂 facts!

True, true and more true! I loved your list of field names. Every farmer names their fields either by who they bought it from, it's location, ie, creek pivot, or field characteristic. "The swamp"

As a daughter of a farmer I agree this is exactly what they say u just need more angry cussing when a combine break😂

omg... my parents owned a small cafe in eastern Colorado. we would contract out with local farmers and harvest crews to bring out food. my dad had farmed some when i was younger. so he was glad to make it easier on them. we would stay open for them sometimes till well after midnight so they could get a chance to relax. almost everyday one of the foreman's or our locals would ask us to stop by "insert shop name here" on our way out. or can you drop this off when you get back. we took messages for the guys( late 90 early 00s) just basically the hub. the crews would drop their thermos's off with us at night. by next morning's they were washed and filled with fresh coffee. breakfast sandwiches and such ready to go for the ones that didn't make breakfast. which was always the same for everyone. so to be easier on the cooks to have things made in advance. man i miss that. it was really hard work but you knew you were getting paid nice and part of something so much bigger than our little area. thank you for the happy memories.

Am I the only one who thinks is hilarious LOL keep it up

“Who planted this?...Oh right that was me.” 😂

Peterson bros!!! I am missing harvest yet again due to service. THANK YOU for making me laugh out loud and smile non stop for 6 minutes straight. My family and I incredibly miss this time of year. I especially love conning your wife in to picking up parts in a box by a tree! My wife grew up in San Diego and has had the opportunity to experience all of this! God bless you guys!

You guys nailed it!! I laughed watching this because I have heard most of those comments if not all of them! Love these videos because they celebrate the rural way of life- best life in the world. Bless you guys!

Need the farmer wife's version: "When is he coming home? Did something happen to him? Wonder if I should go check.... I just don't know when to have lunch ready....etc" Whos' going to do chores?

Ive heard every single one of those😂😂 I'm the grain cart driver and its impossible to make the combine/truck drivers happy lol

Sounds like there's a touch of urgency in everything a farmer might say! lol!