A Hymn To Tourach - A Song About MTG Hand Destruction
Published 2024-05-03
we are ready to play
You sit down and shook my hand
We smile and laugh, we're friends
[verse]
we draw our cards and roll the dice
your on the play and I'm second
[verse]
I keep the perfect seven, its got lands and a serendib
[scream verse]
but you play swamp ritual hymn
[chorus]
you attack my hand
you took all my land
now I'm left here with no cards
[guitar solo]
[verse]
I can only draw and pass, you took all my gas and i am left with nothing
[verse]
turn two you hymn me again
you seriously took my whole hand
leaving me with just 1 land
[verse]
i draw another card and its a five drop
i should just scoop
but I'll keep trying
[verse]
now you play a hippy
[chorus]
you attack my hand
you took all my land
now I'm left here with no cards
[end]