HEY BABY! HEEEEY BABY!!! | Cards Against Humanity
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Published 2017-06-01
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All Comments (21)
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"What left this stain on my couch?" Ethan: Prince Ali. Fabulous He. Ali Ababwa...
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Tyler: muscles Mark: muscles Ethan: blue hair
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Ethan: "I really like 8th graders" Everyone: you shouldn't have said that, you really shouldn't have said that
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15:25 I love how every time Ethan finds something really funny, he looks to Mark while laughing to see if he is too 🥺 It's like a little brother trying to impress his older brother it's so adorabl
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So uh. Whales actually f*ck in missionary, but there's another whale under them so that the two up top don't float away. Pretty much the worlds most dedicated wingman.
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"hey, Ethan, you wanna communicate later?" "dude totally" "what left a stain on my couch?- Mark trying to communicate with me."
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15:29 just the way ethan says “Fuck Mountain” and Mark and Tyler’s laughter after is amazing
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0:22 “it’s okay. Some day, you’ll be a big boy.” That just reminds me of that moment from unus annus where mark is blowing ethan’s balloon in a very provocative way saying “who’s a big boy” and Ethan goes “i WILL be”
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Mark 2017: “Time is a social concept” Mark now: “Time marches on” Memento mori
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"What's that sound?" "daddy's belt."
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Mark's last words to the children at 13:55 were: "It's never the children like you that go missing"
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ethan: “i’m gonna go with lots and lots of abortions” us government in 2022: “no you won’t”
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“what ended my last relationship” “ejaculting live bees, and the bees are angry” if my boyfriend came bees id also be unhappy
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eef: "when puberty finally hits" unnus annus: puberty simulator
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2017 Ethan: Imagine a horse worm. 2022 Blitzo: Worm Horse Present day me: well that's quite the CIONCIDENCE!!!!!
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Lmao. Ethan: What left that stain on my couch? Also Ethan more quietly: Mark trying to communicate with me.
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Ethan: “Total F**ken chaos club” Me: “don’t you mean literally any Middle school club”
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“Hi. I’m Ethan.” and i’m 14. slaying all these women with my massive-
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Ty-lor: Lord of the Ty's. E-tan: Titan of the E's. Muh-arch: Archangel of Muh's.
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If only Ethan knew what a big boy he’d truly become.
