Saving Private Ryan
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Published 2024-04-18
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"I'm a deeply closeted gay man" - Norm MacDonald
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With gay power comes gay responsibility
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20 years later: Ryan is married with 5 children. Those girls: "he's still gay".
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"Why are you wearing those" .... "My eye's are sensitive"
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Plot twist:the dad is the narrator
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Dad: don't lie to me. Are you gay? 😡 Him: No! Dad: Nah, you're definitely gay
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"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat" "Now show us YOUR meat, Ryan."
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As a 25 year old virgin, I'm actually considering Ryan's strategy
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"99% of gamblers quit before hitting the jackpot"
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"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat" Ryan, a cannibal: Yyyyeeeahhh...
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"This is Ryan, a straight man undercover pretending to be homosexual." LMFAO I'M ON THE CEILING.
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Plot twist: They know he isn't gay, they just want him
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Ryan’s origin story😭😭
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Finally getting the flashback of the beginning of his journey
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“I’m totally gay! Let me just grab my Goggles and my GoPro and I’ll meet you at the Pool!!!!! 😊”
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Every fangirls ever everytime they see 2 bros simply being bros.
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better title: "Saving Ryan's Privates"
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If bro gets bricked in front of them it’s over 💀
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Dad: are u gay? Ryan: yeah Dad: Prove it(unzips pants)
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What Ryan once considered to be a horrible rumor was now his greatest asset!🤣💀
