Morshu Battle - Richer Than You

Garnet: a conversation Sans: Determination Morshu: MONETIZATION

Of course Link had no chance of winning. He brought rubies but no sapphires.

Remember, Morshu is a character who has 2 total lines in an obscure game on a failed console. And now this is what he's become.

Imagine how the internet would be if they gave morshu a 3rd line.

The “I am monetization” is fucking perfect

The internet if Morshu had got a third line: 📈📈📈

“I know that there is nothing cheap about em, but you cannot beat the game without em.” Best line

Honestly, the idea of a shopkeeper hiking up the prices in their shop as an attempt to slow your rampage is a cool idea

Imagine being so broke the store's cashier has to break out into a full 2 minute song just to call you out for it

I'm struggling to believe that Morshu only has 2 lines

I wonder if Morshu's voice actor is aware of how he unknowingly contributed to one of the internet's greatest memes.

These lyrics are ACTUALLY god tier, genuinely, unironically genius. "Guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools" You should get signed to a label with bars that fit as well as that lmfao

Morshu: having 2 lines The fandom: N O T O N M Y W A T C H

"Mercy? It's all yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies." "Sorry Link-"

"I am their MERCY, I am their POWER, I am MONETIZATION" Dude, that line shouldn't go as hard as it goes but it does! It makes me imagine Morshu as the one behind the curtain pulling all the strings to keep his war business going.

A.I. will never have the soul that sound mixing has.

This tells such a fascinating story. Link enters Morshu’s shop and the salesman instantly takes a dislike to him. Link, for his part, antagonizes the shopkeep by withholding his many rupees and trying to get deals on everything. Eventually, Link gives in and buys at Morshu’s prices—after all, he does have to save the world. Using Morshu’s purchased stock, he rids the world of Ganon and his minions. However, this awakens something in him—a bloodlust. Link returns to Morshu’s shop and starts trying to bargain with him again, this time using his newfound status as the Hero of Koradai. Morshu is confused and annoyed, wondering why Link keeps pestering him and questioning why he’s so insistent when he no longer has any important quest and seemingly just wants to bomb the wildlife. Morshu, exasperated, tells Link that he isn’t reneging on his prices. He says that Link should go grind for rubies. Morshu most likely meant this in the traditional “hit the grindstone” way, meaning that he should work hard to get the money, but Link instead takes this as an invitation to slaughter many of the residents of Koradai, including some of Morshu’s other customers. Link returns, but Morshu is shocked at his actions. He shouts that Link is trying to scam him and threatens him with his bombs, then reveals to Link that the swordsman murdered his customers but their spirit lives on in this humble shopkeep, now blessed with the power of MONETIZATION. Furious and bloodlusting, Link at last tries to cut Morshu down—but unlike Ganon, the monsters, and the customers, Morshu blocks his blow with only a dry chuckle and a proclamation.

We went from Garnet to Sans to Morshu. What a beautiful evolution.

"i dont have time for beggars so get morshed on" hardest line in the song in my opinion

To me, this is proof that voice mixing is much funnier and way more impressive than AI.