Breeding Pigs Until This Server Bans Me
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Published 2023-02-14
Thinking about this in hindsight, it is poetic that I upload a video with a dozen breeding jokes on Valentine's Day.
Also technically this video is the reason I dropped out of college. I'll probably talk about that on the second channel haha.
Where I get my music: share.epidemicsound.com/30xq36
Little Trolls by Frank Schröter
Link: filmmusic.io/song/8104-little-trolls
License: filmmusic.io/standard-license
Cast of Characters:
@Yeah_Jaron Protagonist
@planetlord Trusty Sidekick
@Baconnwaffles0 That old man who is wise but we don't want to listen to
@roshambogames Antagonist
@PrinceZam Theater Janitor
This was recorded on the Lifesteal SMP Links to Socials: (Use this Discord Link if there is one above. I'm currently using the "mass edit" feature because I'm lazy like that)
Discord: discord.gg/WRbeVp3
Twitter: twitter.com/Yeah_Jaron
All Comments (21)
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You could've bred them in the nether, then deployed "tactical portals" to create an ever-changing, invasion of pigs from the otherworld
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“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!” The villains base: 0:27
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I love the unscripted detail that the person who really ended up getting Jaron banned wasn't someone who was doing it for the sake of fixing the server. It was someone who did it for the sake of taking over and making things much much worse.
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6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine" got me dying
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“We would breed, play a round of geoguesser, go back to breeding…” Damn that’s a dirty couple
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"For every pig we want we need twice the amount of carrots cuz' you feed them 1 2 then boom baby pig in the morning. Its just like humans and alcohol." Is probably one of the dumbest and most true statements ever.
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“It’s like humans with alcohol” 💀 0:30
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I created an automatic chicken farm with dispensers, minecarts, and Redstone. I used to have a thing where I would go to servers, set it up under someone's house, and then just wait around until it crashed the server. Good times.
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He was minding his own business with his pig build and someone thought of building a capybara to start a rivalry. actually funny
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The panic is his voice when he looked at how many pigs died from being is gold lmao
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You can say you're HOGGING up all that RAM!
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Ironically, a couples years back me and some of my buddies were on a server and someone made the admin so mad he punished us all by spawning in hundreds of sheep using command blocks because he didn't know who griefed spawn. I was one of the few people with a beefy enough PC not to crash but we left for a while before the culprit came out clean lol
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"so I got my friends Planetlord and Baconwaffles to breed late at night" -Jaron 2023
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this is my type of content
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Imagine just mining for gold or diamonds and you get this weird lag and you just mine an entire pig farm filled with 10,000 entities
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Pangi not snitching is gold He’s a real one Planet should learn from him
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I was genuinely infuriated when they killed all the pigs at one point especially when they said “he probably spent like 20 hours in this and we just exterminated them in like 45 minutes” I’m surprised he was cool about it
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6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine, funnily enough that's what they call me back in highschool" I'm dead💀
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6:28 It’s over Pigakin, I have the high ground!
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1:30 Me enjoying my life then I forgot to defrost the chicken:
