Some Music Has The Dumbest Lyrics. Dry Bar Comedy

I used to embarrass my daughter when she was around 14. I had a two hour commute so I used to memorize some of her music. When her GF's were in the car, I would sing along to the Spice Girls and watch her and her friends expressions...lol

“I’ll get over you, I know I will. I’ll pretend my shit’s not stinkin’…”🎶 25 yrs later I realized they were saying “ship’s not sinking”. 🙄

From a similar site about hard to hear lyrics, someone wrote that growing up, he always thought Billy Joel's song,"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning." was actually "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, said the worst attorney." That one hit my funny bone and I couldn't stop laughing. That would be an awful defense against an arson charge.

Best misheard lyric ever: “every time you go, you take a piece of meat with you.”

Seeing Kevin Farley up there sends chills up my spine. He looks just like his brother. RIP Chris.

I had a buddy who thought “two tickets to paradise” was “two chickens to paralyze”. Love Eddie’s music but I never heard that song the same again!

2:32 That “every song from 1950” bit made me think of way more examples than I was expecting.

My favorite misheard lyrics include Johnny Rivers, "Secret Asian Man" and the Creedence classic, "There's a bathroom... on the right."

Knew a girl in 1980ish when Rupert Holmes's, "Escape", aka (The Pina Colada Song) came out. We were in Jr. High so about 13-14 years old. She swore it said, "If you like beef enchiladas" LMAO still to this day at 55.

* Guy breaks up with his girl * : “I can see clearly now. Lorraine is gone.”🎶 * Same guy, regretful, years later *: “I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?” 🎶

This guy made me feel amazing. I am not an American and I was beating myself very hard for not understanding the lyrics and it turned out many native speakers cannot understand the lyrics too. Thank you.

I was visiting my daughter in Utah when the hokey-pokey lyricist passed away. There was a Mormon church across the street. I was sitting on the porch reading, enjoying the day when my two dozen identical vehicles pulled into the parking lot Out of each vehicle came six people, all boys from one half, all girls from the other, they all stood quietly for a few moments and then out of the church building came the hokey-pokey song over a loudspeaker They all danced the hokey-pokey, bowed to each other afterwards, went to their respective vehicles, got in them and drove off. I wish I’d had my phone with me and could’ve recorded that. It was kind of mind blowing.

"Slash her tires and move on." 🤣🤣🤣

AT 10:50, I SPIT OUT MY COFFEE!🤣 the thought of my wife twerking in front of the kids and grandkids... GOLD

Hearing your five-year-old daughter in the back seat jamming to Aretha singing "we going riding on the freeway of love in a pink-eye-hat."😂

Peter Gabriel’s song “big time,” helped me so much. My little boy thought it said “pee time” so he would run to the toilet to go. Then it became poop time and he was potty trained! 😜😂🤣

No one can convince me that the lyrics aren’t “Secret Asian man.”

An old friend of mine used to sing the lyrics to "We got the beat" by the Go-Go's as "We got big feet" and I, and now you, will never hear it the same again. You're welcome.

Dogs in the front porch Chickens in the yard Everybody's out there Working so hard 😄

" i'd catch a grenade for her " "prove it son" ... best reply