Creating a Wormhole - Hermitcraft Season 10 Episode 9

The big what??? Sigh

Epic Line "The Big Boner... what no no no no"

The year is 2030. Hermitcraft 13 is wrapping up. Doc has chunk-manipulated the second coming of Christ to spawn in his gold farm that creates gold in real life. Sand duping is still banned.

Doc: "If you're not a regular Doc viewer yet you may have many many many questions..." Me: "Doc. I am a regular viewer and I have many many MANY questions at all times."

You know what would be a real big ... move? Hooking yourself up to the postal network. You've got the redstone prowess, and the system is actually fairly simple anyways. And it'd give them a shock. Imagine you just send Etho and Tango a letter saying "Doc online." They know they didn't hook you up. They weren't even planning on it since you were so far away. But there's a message from the Goat, and a Goat stamp.. the surprise would be so worth it!

Doc, my man, get some rest. You called the bone meal farm a raid farm, you called Allays Wardens and Shulker boxes Hoppers. Save your strength, you'll need it for the Permit Office.

The official name of the bone meal farm is now “The Big Boner”

Oh good, you're not drowning the Allays... You're just waterboarding them endlessly. The benevolence!

Etho: are you getting lag? Doc: I AM the lag!

Microsoft: “we don’t allow …” Hermitcraft: “nope” Microsoft: “but we can’t show …” Hermitcraft: “nope” Microsoft: “our policy is …” Hermitcraft: “nope” Microsoft: “can we keep our own pants at least?” Hermitcraft: … … … “Mmmkay”

"THE BIG BONER" 🤣 Season X is just the gift that keeps on giving

Calling it now: Doc will end up using this system to "teleport" a pile of tnt minecarts inside something, causing it to explode.

Saw a post on Tumblr the other day that said “The thing I love about Hermitcraft is that they have 3 mad scientists and none of them are even remotely similar.” This week we got Doc making a boat canon to launch a chest boat full of Shulker boxes of bonemeal 1000 blocks in 1 Tick. Zedaph walking around the server with a mending villager on a chicken. And Cub spending a ridiculous amount of time and diamonds making awesome explosive fireworks, something I have a feeling the average minecrafter nearly never touches.

6:00 Basically, you guys told Mojang/Microsoft, "You either get ALL of Hermitcraft, or you get NONE of Hermitcraft"

I know that Doc enjoys (or at least tolerates) playing the antagonistic bad guy, and the other hermits lean into it too.. but the best moments are when you and the other hermits just genuinely get along and hyped together on camera.

At this point, I can't remember for the life of me what Doc needed the sand for in the first place where he needed the duper

There's something so chaotically wholesome about Doc's murals ensueing mass internal discussion within Mojang, that ended up working in our favor.

“and here we have the QUADRUPLE… i don’t even know how to call it… THE BIG BONER. no no wait”

Doc, I started watching HC last season (Grian) and saw your April fools prank and had to see how you did it and I was hooked. I binged your entire S9 eps. I play on a Nintendo switch (I’m 52, it’s what I learned on and I’m comfortable with, I can chill on my heating pad while playing on my tv lol) and had to clear out my storage to download the S9 map. I finally made it to the perimiter and actually got a tad teary at the sight. Thank you for you and the other hermits fighting to keep it intact. It was beautiful!

For some reason, seeing the boat slide into place made me laugh out loud. Usually it feels like these hyper-speed setups are so fast that the entity isn’t there one frame and reached its destination on the next, so seeing the boat just slide into place really caught me off guard.