Typical Elden Ring questline
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Published 2024-07-05
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All Comments (21)
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Ooooh... Dearest Zanzibart... Ghaa... Forgive... Me... Dies
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You later learn that said NPC shows up at 6 different locations, final one being the last area of the game. It also has interactions with and unlocks quests for 2 more NPCs. However, you missed all of this because you killed a "Besmirched Rat Of Swampous Pagoda" before you met them for the first time.
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Also a random amount of messages are found where the npc dies, ranging from "ah, why is always sadness" to "pathetic person ahead"
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Don't forget to pick up the Sigma Amulet from the desolate gooncave before entering fartsmeller castle otherwise he will die and only drop his balls
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A L T H O U G H B E I T F U L L Y
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It hurts because it's true.
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that's why i love Igon: -meet him -fuck Bayle -accept to join the hate train -meet dragon waifu -go up the mountain CURSE YOU BAAAAYYYLEEEEEE
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In Elden Ring you walk peacefully down the block and seventeen quest lines immediately resolve themselves in horrible bloody death
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Well, if you'd watched a two-hour long "Prepare to Cry: Bambieshart of Zanzibart" video by Vaati you'd actually understood his significance to the main story
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R.I.P. Bambieshart Thoughmay thiest' strafes are put to rest at once
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The bane of Fromsoft would be creating a small village of npcs who are just normal people. "Marika? Fingers? No I can't say I dwell much on all that. Got crops to tend and kids to raise. Eheheh."
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*dies from peak fiction*
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I like the quests where they tell you to fuck off and repeat the same dialogue 4 times, but on the 5th interaction after resting they suddenly want to talk to you.
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Thops was my favorite >Finally gets to fulfill his goal of creating some shitty spell > >*Dies, literally just dies because all From NPCs do that*
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Midra really said,"Forgive me, dearest Nanaya..." then someone made a lore video on him
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Me, finding the "Marika is Radagon" mega plot twist: "who tf is marika and who tf is radagon"
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Maybe the true tragedy was the loot we picked up along the way…
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The laugh was scarily accurate
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>Hello [Protagonist Title] > I’m very happy and satisfied with my life, despite the state of the world >I think I’ll leave where I’m happy to go to hell itself >Dies Fromsoft has the worst writers for their characters.
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Diallos, the man I spoke to first at the roundtable hold, who told me of his house of blood, and whomst I never saw again thereafter
