Laws that wouldn't be the worst thing to implement in airports/airplanes

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Published 2022-07-14
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All Comments (21)
  • @Aravil
    And if a morbidly obese couple is absent, one would be provided for them
  • @SwagmanDude
    These laws really should be normalised all over the world.
  • @exodeus7959
    Seriously I am going to die of laughter if I see a passenger going through a TSA checkpoint with a wiffle ball bat.
  • @RJ-is4wj
    Considering I have an international flight in less than 12 hours, I completely agree with these laws.
  • Gotta love how he actually waited 37 seconds to give that guy what he deserved
  • @arkeet1073
    Always love the law creation types of vids, but nice take with actually showing the effects of the laws this time!
  • @jojom.9545
    My only complaint with these laws would be, that there are some laws missing. Like what and whom am i allowed to break something if my luggage "took the wrong flight" or if the person in the frontseat leans too far back or the abolut madness of too small legspace. We need more laws! Great video as always. I really love your humor!
  • @michael21759
    I usually don't comment on how funny a skit is, but this sort of "series" is on another level.
  • @notrealsaga
    Actually we use the word "normalize" in Databases too. And i love to talk about databases in the plane
  • @LaziestPotato
    OK but what about laws for when the luggage handlers damage my luggage? Shouldn't I be allowed to take approximately 10-20 pounds of their property from their house for every square inch of destroyed or damaged property caused by him or her? Edit: and if he or her can not give up those items whether it be refusal, successful guilt-tripping, or lack of items, they are legally required to buy you something that is 20 times better than the item previously destructed, for example: if the handler destroys/damages your ps5, they are legally required to buy you a ps6 as soon as it comes out.
  • This made me realise that it actually wouldn't be a bad idea to have another airport security section specifically for people who have actually never been to an airport before. They'd have extra employers there to guide the whole process, and anyone that doesn't know what they're doing can just go there. So that everyone else can go through the normal security sections faster. And if people there still take more than 37 seconds to put their shit on the conveyor belt, you can legally hit them in the balls with a weapon of choice.
  • @prqphet
    Recently took a severe testicular wiffleball beating for my 38.5 second conveyor time at the airport. Needless to say, the fact that I am in a wheelchair is not an excuse for my lack of urgency, however the punishment felt somewhat redundant.
  • @Jenifer_R_
    These laws are tough, but fair. I'd like to include a law that covers when a check-in attendant wanders away from their station just after you've stepped up and put your bags down. They should have to pay for your flight, and bump you up to first class.
  • Yes I believe if you place your *shit* on the conveyor belt at the airport, the punishment should be quite severe.
  • "What if its a kid? tooth fairy's coming early this year" I spat out my drink laughing that was so funny
  • @ErickHoxter
    “What if it’s a kid?” “Tooth Fairy is coming early this year.” Jesus Christ lol these law creation videos are always awesome.
  • @brookez3116
    I would like to suggest an amendment to the opening law that it should be Wednesday instead of Tuesday that the power is cut as if they care about the Marvel and/or Star Wars shows on Disney+ they will miss the airing of a new episode and risk being spoiled