I Accidentally Got SBF To Admit to Fraud

I like how SBF answers questions about his company like he’s an outsider who’s just as puzzled about what happened.

Every SBF interview in a nutshell: "I don't have that data right now" "I don't know all the details, sorry" "My best guess is..." "I'm not sure, but.." literally the founder of the company

He said you monopolised his time because you're the one that stands out. You made him sweat, so the thirty minutes he spent talking to you felt like thirty hours. Excellent work. Genuinely a job well done.

I think the craziest thing is that Sam was doing all these interviews to begin with. He really thought he was going to trick the entire world with his BS.

CZilla: So you stabbed him to death? SBF: No I didn't stab him to death. Gerber is a company that manufactures knives. I introduced a Gerber product to him internally but that is not what caused his death. As you know the heart pumps blood, and the blood must circulate throughout the body in order to maintain life. Now in the initial few minutes after I introduced the Gerber product to him internally his heart continued to pump blood at the same rate as it had previous to the introduction of the Gerber product. Once he realized that blood which was inside his veins was now flowing down his chest on an external basis it was then incumbent upon him to reduce the external flow of blood. So....in summation he was alive both before and after my internal introduction of the Gerber product and his own actions post introduction resulted in his demise. I see where you're coming from when you say I stabbed him to death but you are just grandstanding. 🤔

Judge: "How do you plead?" Sam: "I cannot answer that now because I don't have the data."

His lawyers wouldn't want him to do any interviews, but Sam has to be the cleverist person in the room, but that is going to be his long term downfall.

“I’m afraid your assets were quite fungible after all, Mr. Bond.” Holy hell good job on getting him to admit it.

When the interviewee resorts to “stop being mean to me” you’ve effectively won

I love how much of his defense is just "I forgor 💀"

The amount of times this man says "I think- and again I'm just taking a stab at this" BRO YOU ARE THE CEO 💀💀

Jury used this video in case and found him guilty

The fact that a YouTuber is outdoing professional journalists is both a testament to Coffeezilla's skills and the middling abilities of traditional media

I will never understand why this man didn't just listen to his lawyers and stay quiet. Good job Coffeezilla.

Guilty on all counts, under 4 hours of deliberation

The ear to ear smile that CoffeeZilla got when SBF said “you’ve been monopolizing these conversations- you need to stop grandstanding- if you could let me elaborate” HE KNEW. He KNEW he got him there with that 😂😂 busted

As a former prosecutor, I never handled complex, white collar cases. However, just from a legal perspective, it sounds like you got him. He admitted to knowingly commingling funds — in a way that directly violates the terms of service. AND he admitted that was their general, business practice. Very exciting!

Watching SBF squirm while people ask him basic questions about how his company operated is my new favorite sub-genre of content.

The difference is a kid who didnt grow up rich goes to jail when they rob a home and then say "Just taking a stab in the dark because I don't have the data in front of me, but at some point that family's assets became fungible with my own."

It's interesting that he basically said you can only respond to what he said immediately after dodging questions and not responding to the actual question you ask