The END of Sam Bankman Fried

The idea that Sam might've actually saw Coffee while at trial is hilarious af.

The fact that a scammer can look around the courtroom and see Coffeezilla just staring back at him, poetic justice

“I ain’t no snitch!” “You’re looking at 115 years” “It was Sam he did it and he made me commit illegal crimes!”

Wild how these people are playing around with more money than any of us will ever see in 100 lifetimes

If you were found guilty of financial crimes in a country that had the electric chair as a punishment the worst surname to have is Bankman Fried.

The 40 million dollar penthouse! My boy moving up in the world. I still remember the humble ol’ days of the 10Million dollar studio.

Sam's biggest kryptonite was a situation where someone could present evidence.

It's a sign of how bad things are when celebrity endorsement costs far more than bribing government officials.

It's hilarous to imagine Sam contemplating how much evidence against him existed, before looking up and seeing Coffee staring at him from across the room with a massive shit-eating grin on his face

that's crazy how a youtuber was part of this whole criminal scam case

If I was the defense laywer I would just tell Sammy to start spinning on the stand and sing "I'm only human afterall"

Imagine being born in the lap of privilege, to two highly educated and financially secure parents, with enough brains and connections to attend a prestigious university and have a 99.9% change of a highly lucrative career... and still deciding to commit FRAUD and scam people out of billions of dollars. Now he could face over 100 years of prison (I'm pretty sure it's not going to happen, people like this always get out of jail early IF they even get such a sentence). He would deserve all of them just based on his arrogance and disrespect.

Hilarious that Sam's initial defense of "Oh, I'm just a big dummy dumb-dumb who didn't have any idea what was going on and maybe I made some oopsie-doopsies" backfired so spectacularly 😂

Sam Bankman-Fried's testimony is exactly why defense attorneys rarely let their defendant testify in these kind of cases. It almost never ends well.

can’t believe they would let sam testify, signed his own death warrant with that opening him up to cross. every time he “didnt recall” something the prosecution was more than happy to help jog his memory

SBF truly is a great effective altruist. He singlehandedly managed to give millions of people the sweetest case of schadenfreunde.

Coffee is legitimately one of the people showing YouTube's merit as a legitimate platform; he's now one of the leading investigative journalists in digital fraud.

I can just imagine SBF and Coffee locking eyes in the ruckus and a moment of clarity hits him and he recognizes Coffee from his videos. I would pay a kings ransom to see that unfold. This trial is like watching the worlds shittiest super villains get sent to court.

The amount of guys out there constantly in the media portraying themselves as some sort of genius who is single handedly changing the face of finance/science etc that then take the position of “I didn’t know what was happening until it was too late to fix” is hilarious

Update: He was sentenced to 25 years in prison