They won't teach you this one in tactics school...

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Published 2023-04-27
The Phallus of Doom is a well respected and effective tactic used by all great men. In Total War: Warhammer 3, it's a very powerful tactic for instantly bypassing the enemy frontline.

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All Comments (21)
  • "Dont be charging into any ol' hole". That's quality advice that will last you a lifetime
  • @maxxam4665
    "To make good use of your phallus you need a hole." Yes, go on.
  • Slaaneshi enemy lines after you penetrate them with your phallus of doom: “harder!”
  • "And as your wife likes to remind you" I was just minding my own business eating my sandwich and my mans over here choosing VIOLENCE
  • @casbot71
    Remember to be careful if you manage to get your phallus in the rear.
  • @SusaVile
    I always wondered if any ancient tacticians ever realized that this tactic would ever be called... this.
  • @SinerAthin
    Zerkovich: Makes a video about the Phallus of Doom also Zerkovich: Doesn't include a single Slaanesh faction in the video What sort of heresy is this?!
  • @skeith1543
    the Best part of the Phallus of Doom is when you slip in a fire wizard and have an explosive finish all over the enemies conquered holes.
  • @x-munk
    It's really important not to leave your phallus exposed to anti-large bonuses when executing. If you're uncertain about safety abstaining from penetration might be the wisest approach. Barriers can definitely help but they're not guaranteed, they can fail.
  • @Dontaexy
    "so to pull this tactic off.. Jesus Christ" 😂
  • This classic spartan technique was also dicussed in the historically based film Meet the Spartans. Such formations are great for penetrating enemy lines in any battle!
  • I have been at work since 6am (its 8:30pm now) and I just sat down to take a break before closing and watching this is the best thing I have seen all day. I am laughing so hard I have had a few staff come into my office to ask if I am ok..... Love it and thank so much for the video and the comedic take on the video its magical!!!
  • @Cerulius
    Bro, when you said " Jesus Christ " i started to laugh uncontrollably. Your bloopers are among the funnest when it happens, like in the khorne overwiew video.
  • @Autechltd
    It's good to consider what reserves your opponents have before committing. As always, watch out for traps.
  • I think one of the biggest things that maker settlement battles a pain is that the footprints of the buildings extend farther than it looks like they should. Just look at that building at @7:40. The buildings all have an invisible base that you cant drag out over or move over. So you have extremely limited corridors to draw out unit shapes on and since you cant see the "legal" or permitted areas you have to keep trying until you get something that isn't very useful.
  • @skavid4811
    Best Warhammer content (both in tactics and humor) I’ve seen this year from any channel. Bravo 😂