[THH2] Saxton Hale theme

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IF YOUR HEART DOESN'T STOP BEATING IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS I'LL SEND A CERTIFRICATE CONFIRMING YOU DO NOT EXIST!

Imagine if Saxton Hale had his own game. It would be like Saxton Hale: The Video Game The CEO of Mann Co. and the manliest mann on Earth has come under an astonishing predicament! A far away alien race has traveled to our planet. They are......The HIPPIE MARTIANS! On one peaceful, war ridden day, Hale enjoys a rare breakfast steak. Then, to his surprise, there comes a bright light through the window! No, it's not an Australium rocket malfunction, it's........THE HIPPIE MARTIANS! The hippie martians only have one purpose: to shut down Mann Co. for good. However, Saxton sure as hell won't let that happen, not if his two fists have anything to say about it! Play as Saxton Hale through 12 adrenaline gorged levels, punching the mar-i-jew-wana out of numerous hippies! Unlock higher difficulty levels and fight against foes such as the zombie hippie, the ninja hippie, and the robo hippie! Nothing can stand in the way of your might! Progress through the stages, and find the ultimate force of destruction, the Ell Ess Dee Gun! It is the hippies' secret weapon, a projectile of endless hallucination induced stupidity! What will you do? Call on your faithful customers, the mercenaries! The heavy, scout, spy, all of them are ready to fight for your cause! Use teamwork! With help from an Engineer, you can build a gottam cannon, which is a modified dispenser that shoots gottams at the enemy! Witness as countless hippies are walloped to the ground by the annoyingness of overused memes! The medic can give you a supercharge, which is like an ubercharge, but instead of granting invulnerability from those pot smoking stoners, you gain the ability to use your mightiest weapon yet! It is the CHEST HAIR LAZ0R! This manly epicness of a weapon can cut straight through any hippie that is stupid enough to get in its way! With the help of your fists, weapons, mercenaries, chest hair, and Australia, show those useless hippies who's boss....Boss of MANN CO. AND ALL THAT IS AWESOME! Order now and Saxton Hale will spare your life! P.S. If this game isn't epic enough to stop your adrenaline gorged heart for five ENTIRE SECONDS, Saxton Hale will send you a notarized certificate confirming YOU DO NOT EXIST! Price: $40, less if Lord Gaben says so.

This really does fit as Saxton Hale's theme.

I blast this on every single round of the new VSH

Valve needs to make a game where you play as Saxton Hale going around and fucking shit up

It would be awesome if this played in Versus Saxton Hale.

smash dlc (possibly) SAXTON HALE PUNCHES THE COMPETITION INTO OBLIVION!

This an original soundtrack from One Piece but does suit Saxton's character

I wish Saxton Hale had his own game. I could easily see him in a beat em up game

Rise up for Australia's national anthem.

Man this song is SUUUUUUUUPER!!

0:08 should have put saxton hale shouting "SAXTON HALE!!!!!" then

When did Saxton become a cola powered cyborg?

The ones who disliked are going to taste AUSTRALIAN JUSTICE

all I can say is: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAXTON HALE: PUNCH EVERYTHING TO EXTINCTION

RIP Touhou Hale Group 2015

This would work so well in Smash. Idk why

Tf2 class introductions in smash as a joke: Soldier Prepares for making haircuts! Scout Batters up! Pyro brings the Hea-Rainbows, Unicorns and Bubbles! Engineer brings out the wrench! Demoman Detonates into the battlefield! Heavy Rews up the competition! Medic is fully charged! Spy comes for your mothers! Sniper readies his Jarate!