That Suicide Squad Game NOBODY Wants to Play

Gotta give props to how creatively they actually kill the Justice League. Batman was shot with a gun. Flash was taken out with a gun. Green Lantern died from a bullet wound from a gun anddd Superman was shot with a gun.

WB giving you a free copy of the game is the equivalent of someone putting a "kick me" sign on their own back.

Batman learning to let others in happens entirely offscreen and then he’s immediately killed. There’s a lesson there.

Can’t believe the squad didn’t even commit suicide. Totally unplayable.

Okay NOW I understand why you were looking for someone to do the animations and it was totally worth it.

This really shows how oversaturated the Suicide Squad is as a concept since what used to be a black ops team that covers small scale, shady stuff that most superheroes would overlook to basically turning them into crazy anti-heroes that have to save the world from galactic threats.

The real problem with the Batman fight is that the entire squad is having the exact same fear toxic hallucination

I'm shocked that he didn't mention the fact that this game is literally "Sensory overload: the game". There's so much HUD vomit on the screen at all times with numbers, explosions, bullets, neon colors, notifications, progress bars, health bars, and loud sound effects that this game just looks like the visual representation of what it's like to have a panic attack. Remember back when all you had on the screen was your health bar, your skills, and MAYBE a combo counter? Good non-headache inducing times.

What’s the point of having Captain Boomerang if you’re just gonna give him a gun? what the fuck

“Rocksteady went from setting trends to chasing trends” Just perfect

What’s also crazy is how they tried to give Harley more of the anti-hero who was roped into all her crimes because of Joker and her previously unresolved issues like the tv show. For one thing, you can’t do that without her taking accountability for her actions and actually having remorse because she wasn’t exactly brainwashed or coerced, she fell in love with a maniac and helped him in all his crimes. She hasn’t been reformed in Arkham, she was just brought out by Waller to be controlled. This Harley is especially guilty of all her own actions. She canonically helped Joker kill and mutilate children, she was distraught when Joker died, and continued to commit crimes and obsess over his memory long after he was gone. Whatever dissociation is present (via playing her in Arkham DLC and staying in her form of detective vision long enough for “Harleen” to talk to her), it’s not an excuse for everything she did. But no, she just fell in with the wrong guy, she cringes at her outfit in Arkham Asylum (that she as a character canonically picked out herself), she’s so unbothered by Joker now that when a variant of him comes in from another universe, she doesn’t bat an eye about it.

I love how this game basically makes it that Batman decided to gaslight his entire family and friends making them think he's dead. Only to show up later with a brand new group of cooler friends.

Who would've ever guessed that a game that switches studios, goes through two movie tie-in cycles during development, misreads industry trends, and caused the studio leads to leave before launch would fail?

I prefer to consider the Assault on Arkham animated film as the only Suicide Squad story in this universe.

That representation of the Batman fight without toxin was perfect💀

Still think it should’ve been a Wonder Woman game where she saves the Justice League. You know, like how she does several times in the comics.

Last DC game where you had to fly through rings in Metropolis didn't go so well. Did nobody realize during development?

Rocksteady could simply fix everything with with 3 words “it’s not canon”

Is anyone else confused why Rocksteady didn't make a Justice League game instead? A JL stopping a Braniac invasion game would have been better and make more sense on almost every level.

Can we talk about how badass Kevin Conroy sounds as an evil Batman? Dude legit sounds scary