Big Shaq ft. The Fat Controller: The Steam Goes Skrra

LYRICS: Hello cunts... Okay... The Fat Controller on the decks... There are no other engines available, so I can see that I will have to make up for lost time... Boom... 2 + 2 is 4, - 1 that's 5, shit maths... Everyday I'm on the track... Smoke trees... See Lady Hatt on the rails... That bus is stupid... When The Fat Controller cums... He's struck by Cupid... Hold on Henry... Penis envy... Hold on Gordon... Landed gentry... The track, track, track on the road... Enjoying his breakfast... His porridge... I fucking love Dorridge... On the road doing cocaine... I'm a train... I have work to arrange... The mine's collapsing like Spain! Premier League campaign... We can watch the game... Ha ha! Little shit... I am on Pro Gains! Get out the four door, With a .44, It was 1, 2, 5 and 4... I am fucking poor... Subscribers, give me more! Henry's fucking gay... I love Theresa May... But I don't like... Confusion and delay... I was a ghost in my dream... I, I quite like ice cream... Your wife knows I have the steam... No diesel... Just steam... Raw steam... Hello... Boom... Ka... The ting goes... [SKRRA] - Big Fat.

"The mine's collapsing like Spain" LMAO!

'Collapsing like Spain' xD

10/10 sentence mixing

That ending was just perfect XD

You have caused confusion and delay!

Omg he's so perfect

The Mine’s collapsing like Spain! XD

2+2=4 -1=5 shit maffs! Best fing I've ever heard!

GET THIS POPULAR

Perfection.

How the FUCK does this not have a million views!?!?

This is the best. Hands down.

I love this more than my own children

Edward + Edward = Gordon - Thomas that's Henry, quick trains

I actually beg do more of these, I lost my collective shit for 5 minutes listening to this

Hunting some birds?!?!

THE TING GOES Gordon crashes through station wall

Im hitteb by memes

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